Chaotic Gay

I'm not an herbivore I'm a homovore cause I only eat pussy

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[honeybottledrip]

[computerram]

The fact humans can’t eat grass to survive in the wilderness is a failure of evolution

[crozbow]

Are you out there eating grass and trying to justify it again?

[computerram]

Horse instincts took over when I wrote that post

[bearie]

hhogoughhhgg what if hello kitty was xanax what if hello kitty had a KNIFE what if i wrote horrible things in CRAYON

[cheese-sample-official]

tbh I’ve never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666

like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that?

nah man I’m out

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

damn an whats the numbers on the front 

[gay-irl]

[arandomthot]

[unclefather]

[shadowcat]

[bigthecat]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[donjuan-auxenfers]

Uhhhhh…..

[imwiremother]

stealth adult baby kink pride parade 

[saccharinescorpion]

[iamatinyowl]

I have this huge, ex-military biker guy neighbour who is like 80% handlebar moustache and has a ponytail halfway to his ass and him and all his huge biker guy friends all have tiny dogs and special, motorcycle safe seats for them on their bikes and my favourite things is when they all come roaring in on their bikes and take their tiny dogs out of their little studded leather safety carriers there is this loud cacophony of kissy sounds and full blown baby voices like “was that fun sweetie” and “who’s my handsome boy”

[captainlordauditor]

is this a gang of hagrids

[flowerinaflame]

[literaphobe]

me, oversharing on the internet about my issues

[slowheart]

physically i am here..but spiritually i am standing in the lonely scottish highlands right before dusk. wearing a long flowing white dress, hair braided, playing folk songs on my viola

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”