crescendo

27. NYC. Hustle. @therealuciel

[oneheadtoanother]

[cascadiarch]

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

[softwaring]

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[brbjellyfishing]

[plasticmutations]

sentence i found on a grocery store review

[claire-witch-project]

[su-n-s-e-t]

[memorycycle]

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

[brucebocchi]

go on

[tumbwr]

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

[tumbwr]

⠀

[catgirlcumguzzler]

[markodragic]

my 2022 highlight was when a guy was driving me home after a date and his phone was playing songs on youtube thru the aux on autoplay BUT he was also using it as a satnav so we had to just cope with whatever song came on. anyway we listened to the isolated vocals for "eye of the tiger" in silence because neither of us acknowledged it and it got to a certain point where it would be even weirder if one of us did say something

/edit: I realise a text post doesn't even do it justice, it went exactly like this

[markodragic]

if you're curious there was no second date and I'm pretty sure it's 46% because of this

[stay-the-knight]

I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking

[horsedestruction]

[nedsseveredhead]

why are boxers so expensive i just want to cover my ass

[mrguywithhair]

Me when I’m a 1930′s gangster looking to hire some muscle

[unclefather]

[belgiandad]

[jellymonstergrrrl]

Daniel Kaluuya in Get Out (2017)

Lupita Nyong'o in Us (2019)

Keke Palmer in Nope (2022)

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[blueandbluer]

I am weeping 😂🤣😂🤣

[lostinhistory]

Chaos baby

[keiliantonelli]

[ygosideblog]

who keeps giving her these things

[frommetrunui]

[super-saiyan-rose]

she ends up condemned too D:

[princesspornstar-deactivated201]

damn bitch get it together

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[megadethzenbu-deactivated202011]

She’s a Darklord now too

[ashestoashesjc]

[spdy4]

This what my phone translates the last card to

[ygosideblog]

hey guys guess what

her old friends joined her

[smooththegoofyshark]

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

[boobiemom]

I wanna add those two girls’ names as cards, and they’re pretty great names. 

Also they are 100% drawn to be placed at Condemned Darklord’s sides. 

This is what peak polyamory looks like.

[thetetrarchyofcassidy]

Any girls wanna get corrupted together and then have hot gay sex maybe?

[ygoheritageposts]

Yu-Gi-Oh! Heritage Post

[dsxsbx]