oof

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[aristeia]

May our asses get fatter, and our stomachs get flatter.

[thebluthcompany]

[anotherpapercut]

[anotherpapercut]

[sherlock-hannibal]

Which do you prefer?

[bittyblueeyes]

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

[ziamdynasty]

a wholesome post thank u

[shrineart]

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

[agayworthfightingfor]

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

[kimmycup]

I just love this man, cause he’s so fucking REAL. Kids are cool. Cooking is cool.

But I too, when faced with someone who has pigeons in their kitchen and claims they own a food business, would want to scream a lot.

[cesaray]

[celceta]

Ripley’s I guess I believe it

[celceta]

Ripley’s I Mean, Whatever You Say

[missbananafish]

Ripley’s Sure.

[prolifeproliberty]

Ripley’s I’ll Believe Just About Anything at This Point.

[arundolyn]

reposting bc op was flagged by shinigami eyes and this is important

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[dailycinema]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[notwiselybuttoowell]

[miathermopolips]

[no-longer-pheonix-inside]

Reblog if you're queer, have ADHD, or hate the government.

Nobody needs to know which one.

[not-tumbling]

[viviae]

[breadwinnnerz]

[sodhya-deactivated20181218]

Every time you see Gucci mane on your TL you have to reblog for good fortune, growth, transformation and positivity.

[sirewordplayj-deactivated202408]

The Good Fortune Wop

[cuspqueenx-deactivated20191223]

This shit makes my day EVERYTIME

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[xeppeli]

he is more powerful than god

[bangbangbeefkeef]

I feel so ATTACKED right now!

[slopaganda]

woman of color: *speaks in a less than deferential tone*

white women: why are you yelling :/

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[batbrobeyond]