Your friendly neighborhood cryptid

Ace / Autistic / They/Them \ ~Don't be afraid to interact with me! I'm like the least intimidating person ever. Promise~

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[myfavoritedemons]

Started using the phrase “that’s cilantro to me” to refer to the presence of a story element that completely ruins a piece of media for me, disproportionate to its actual badness.

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[winonaparadise]

they're calling it the healthiest way anyone's ever engaged with art

[the-quasar-hero]

Jigsaw voice: Hello, anime inspired White artist. In front of you is a wide variety of art utilities, along with a laptop connected to the internet for references. Your task is simple: draw a person with brown skin without adding gray undertones and not giving them blue eyes, and you’ll be free to leave. If you say even once, “that’s just not my style!” “I just don’t know how to draw that!” Or “but they’re not in that aesthetic!” Then the cage in the room with you will be opened and the extremely hungry bear within will be free to eat you. You have as much time as you need to complete it.

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[loveridden1999]

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry

[greelin]

just another beautiful day on Gore of My Comfort Character Island