professional butt-sitter

my name is delanie and i'm 28.. . nice probably on twitter @frickindelanie

[bitingyougently]

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

[sternfleck]

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[tunisian]

[oakay-deactivated20241117]

bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared

[wonders-of-thedas]

hey google play ‘landslide’ by fleetwood mac until i figure out how i’m feeling thank you

[titsay]

[cocainejuul]

I feel like a deer that’s been hit by a car and left to die almost everyday of my life btw

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[not-mary-sue]

What a lovely little shop. Shame about the horrors.

[softwaring]

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[dude-ew-gross]

[byjove]

there’s a fat bear roaming around the area I live in every night and everyone keeps posting ring footage of him

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Me On Letterbox: I like this movey. 5 star.

[jame7t]

if you’re ever losing an argument hit’em with the “you want me.”

[infinty-forest]

[akashicrecord]

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

[jestergirlbosom]

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

[librarycard]

[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]