big mistake

you're only on my mind when i need you justin bieber fan with a lot less self esteem clinical depression in human form female, 22

[engage-with-zorp]

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

[thebootydiaries]

me: *buys something online*

me:

me: where is it

[simon-petricock-deactivated2024]

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

[fuckyeahnudibranchs]

Well Fed Nudi by Nick Hobgood on Flickr

[icegrillz-deactivated20191028]

oreos

[icemelona]

[tinderofficial]

free him

[galacticjerk]

*sees two bees flying around my garden* me: i wonder.,. if…. they’re friends..

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s nice I guess. Is that the real ellen let’s go check?

that’s the only two posts on this blog. It’s at least a year old. It doesn’t update ever. They’ve been following me for a year, and just now decided to communicate only these two lines.

I fear for my life.

[hotvampireadjacent]

lets have a little fun today lets give a little love away are words that are going to haunt me forever. this is my roanoke.

[hotvampireadjacent]

This sounds like a bot….but what caused it to suddenly activate after a year? What kind of monarch project activation code….??

[hotvampireadjacent]

It was nice knowing you guys….

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hey guys just here to say my Ellen tickets came in the mail!! Can’t wait to be a guest on t he show on MARCH 22, 2019. Remeber to follow ellen on twitter.

Let’s have a little fun today

Let’s give a little love away

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

This reads like a Reddit horror story.

[theawesomeadventurer]

say goodbye to your precious planets >:)

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

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[darylfranz]

[desdemonadaae]

Don't👏Watch👏Phantom👏Of👏The👏Opera👏If👏You👏Aren't👏Ugly👏And👏Live👏In👏The👏Basement

[valtsv]

u ever get really apathetic about your interests for no reason so u just start cycling through all your past hyperfixations in ur head out of an inexplicable need to feel passion for something

[fakehistory]

Assassination of President Abraham Lincoln (April 14, 1865) (colorized)

[snoopingasusualisee]

I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

[web1-0]

Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

[pokeyscrypt]

literally just 

[anxietyproblem]

[glorianas]

“I hate country music.”: eh

“I hate new country music because the genre has shifted from being retelling of folk tales and tales of the underprivileged working class of the American south and has now boiled down to bragging about your truck.”: absolutely

[thrusticus]