[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[what-even-is-thiss]

Must not pick that scab off. It will not in fact get rid of the scab and just create a different scab. The scab is not done cooking yet. I am completely normal about scabs. <-gripping the edges of his chair so tightly the wood is starting to crack

[cyborgnoodleglazer]

copycat

[blasphfemmeous]

i love being a yearner and a freak. like yes my heart aches and wants, but so does my cunt

[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

[ocdheritageposts]

OCD Heritage Post

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

[marlynnofmany]

I love this for the creativity and the joy in the post. How perfectly these bits of rocks and shells show us two ladies frolicking in delight! At the beach, one might assume. They're having a great time. Good for them.

[lorencethecat]

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

[cavegirlpoems]

[ejacutastic]

I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

[icarus-suraki]

I understand the CEO of UnitedHealth was shot but has he considered losing weight? Because that would help resolve those symptoms.

[thickness-protection-program]

He can't even go to hell bc Satan said he had preexisting conditions

[feral-hawke]

[sandersstudies]

Two equally delightful experiences:

Me: oh hey look some traditional art

Post: #digitalart, made in ProCreate

Me: 😮 woah

___________

Me: oh hey look some digital art

Post: #traditionalart, oil on canvas

Me: 😮 woah

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[sandersstudies]

I LOVE when children who juuuust barely understand ten percent of something find somebody (a toy or a smaller child, usually) who understands zero percent and they’re like “come hither and I shall take you under my wing and teach you my instant wisdom.”

[amarguerite]

Love Oglaf. 

[aromanticduck]

I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

[imaginarycircus]

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

[should-be-sleeping]

You’re never alone. There is always calming cat.

[landmineblogging]

fur mew

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[meowsfeed]

Source: merletails

[sycamorality]

compilation of This Guy and how he Holds The Cat