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if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

penny-anna

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

benepla-deactivated20200506

guys Gollum used to be a hobbit…he was shooting his shot

thebootydiaries

just went to hooters , did not see a single owl. absolutely fuming

bloomflowersbloom

reality-escape-artist

How do you tell people? How do you tell them that you’re exhausted even though you slept for 10 hours? How do you tell them that you need a break from talking and smiling and simply being near them? How do you tell them that although you love them, you so desperately need to be alone tonight?

Midnight thoughts (I’m burnt out)

valtsv

whoever came up with strapping a dagger to your upper thigh knew exactly what they were doing. they weren’t thinking about self defence.

pushthemovement

jca-archive

Camille Przewodek, from JCA Annual 10 (1994)

wanderlusteurope

View of the Austrian Alps from Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany

earendil-was-a-mariner

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

misbehavingmaiar

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

snout

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

weepingwitch

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

revolution-girlstylenow

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

copperbadge

This is why exercising is so awful, because it’s basically taxation without representation.

byjove

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

byjove

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird