Stuff I assume

Cute little fictive couples

[cognitohazardous]

life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever

[interstellarcrook]

WAKE UP BEANPLE!

[sthegardener]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[soratayuya]

You can’t let this be lost in the tags

[seetide-deactivated20181215]

tried to design a swimsuit lapis

[boofwellington]

This is actually from around March, but I found it again and decided to finish it!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[official-lucifers-child]

gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*

[valorant-heart]

Here have this

[official-lucifers-child]

yup.

[dechart]

[loudestcrowdever]

I laughed so hard at this

[interstellarcrook]

Its funny because the lemon is fast :)

[drew-louise]

[o-kurwa]

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Flower wings

[sthegardener]

[unnaturaldecay]

Lapidot Week Day 2: Different types of kisses

[piupoooh]

My preview AU comic!!

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[gingerpines]

hey! amity here :))) (jk its me gingerpines) ask me anything! (really, anything!) ill respond to ur asks when i have time !!

[toastbutteregg]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this single panel of a popeye comic @fleetwoodbrak dug up while he was spelunking on the popeye wiki is the only thing keeping me alive

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this one too

[dani-draws-201]

[themetaisawesome]

[funkyness]

king

[interstellarcrook]

Be like popeye, eat a can of spinach a day and help dem widers

[etiennelux]

the queen of Oz is a trans lesbian and she’s dating Dorothy

[etiennelux]

reminder that Ozma and Dorothy were Special Good Bedroom Friends

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

You mean she was a… friend of Dorothy?

[space-feminist]

this illustration from The Road To Oz has already shown up in the notes but i dug out my copy to take this photo and i feel like i have to share that yes this is in a physical book i owned and read as a child:

(dorothy left, ozma right)

[onvochn]

Apparently, she’s also a socialist queen