Madalaine

Maddy | Single | 22 | Holding myself to a standard of grace, not perfection. This is the place I come to express my pop punk trashness and other nonsense. Follow my twitter @love_madalaine and Instagram @madpunzel if you like what you see!

[unclefather]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.

[squilf]

i once told my lecturer i liked his sweater vest and he said “thank you, it ended my relationship”

[galaxysummoner]

amazing

[s-leary]

An important clarification.

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[everets]

*talks about demons loudly in local diner*

[calellon]

[memesandlaughs]

[van-dyne]

You guys are family, tell us your roles in your family

[parkerpete-archive]

I love you! I am so proud of you!

[compulsive]

[jongyyy]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“feminism is when my wife takes care of my daughter and I don’t help

[christianstepmoms]

I love how he assumes that post-natal abortions are a real thing.

[gorps]

they are and I’m about to postnatally abort ben shapiro

[noelbadgespugh]

[diveinme]

You are amazing

[artsykyrah]

Spent the afternoon writing letters

[pemberlaey]

In this family we love and support Charles “Wingman” Bingley

[silverhawk]

the fact that moray eels have a pharyngeal jaw that they can just…..move from the back of their throat is pretty fucking awesome but also terrifying. moray eels are filed under “sea creatures who i respect from a distance and that distance being on land from behind my computer screen”

[silverhawk]

crab: ah fuck im in a bit of a conundrum, maybe if i wiggle i can-

moray eels pharyngeal jaw: no

[mahouwl]

#when the jaws open wide and theres more jaws in side thats a moray via @frogbong

[alia-andreth-deactivated2018121]

Regional Gothic

Southern

New England

Western

Midwestern

Rocky Mountain

Appalachian

Pacific Northwestern

Southwestern

Alaskan

[fatsexybitch]

Floridian

[llovinghome]