he hasnt interacted with another human in like 6 years he’s kind of really weird <3
notes read:
- Simon stands and stretches a minimum of 3x a day
- He apologizes to inanimate objects a lot. I find it quite charming. I wonder if he had a bad childhood.
- He takes up as little space as possible, often.
- Really cagey when I call Eden a cult. Will refrain from doing so. Even though it definitely is.
- I think he's asian.
- Sleeps on his left side and also sleeps like a rock. Rocky if you ready this (I know you will), that is not an insult.
- I mentioned moms as a subject and he got really weepy for days. Don't mention moms.
- Don't watch Mamma Mia.
- Touches his right shoulder often.
