When Narsil was reforged

| July | 18 | Spain | ISTJ | Hunter of orcs, Crystal Gem, Jedi & Mutant and proud. I spend too much time on the internet, listening to music and crying over the death of fictional characters.

[dailyraccoons]

YES

[erepere-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[sharky-sharks]

Why do you like sharks?

[yofi-deactivated20190418]

he walk

[knightposting-archived]

He cronch

[gaycubedenby]

He roll

[waywardfangir1]

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

[canidteeth]

He gets tummy rubs

[glitterysquidily]

He get nose rub

[the-monochrome-jester]

He beauty

[shatteredwineglasses]

He dance

[ayellowbirds]

She do a triple Lutz

[localgaecryptid]

He slorp

[pineapple-crow-deactivated20250]

This post is blessed

[sizvideos]

The dog selling hot dogs prank - Watch the video

[chandra-nalaar]

finally a respectable merchant

[motherhenna]

i trust him

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is the kind of excellent local business that we should support with our money

I hope this dog is doing well and will be able to turn this into a franchise

[cryoverkiltmilk]

my favorite thing is the look on their faces when they realize they got the correct order

[secretcinema1]

Tyrannosaurus Rex & Impala, 1984, Richard Misrach

[mudinyourlungs-deactivated20200]

*screaming*

[moonbrattt]

Hah can’t wait to see yours 😂🥀

[goodgrlgonebad]

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

Nerdy smolder a la John

[accidental-muse]

[heckonwheels-deactivated2019101]

[sliverofjade-deactivated2018121]

[nerdycurvyboundandflirty]

[beardedboggan-deactivated201812]

[kangamommy-deactivated20181203]

[codenamedutchess]

[scotttfriday-deactivated2020051]

[cirquedurartastic]

[beegoould]

[aimee-b-loved]

[ryanjjohn-deactivated20190323]

[sailor-petty-labelle-deactivate]

[big-mclargehuge-deactivated2020]

[awakemysoul69]

[whateverpeople1974]

[papapanda420]

[theupper1percent]

[mx-herma-main-deactivated202103]

[thegloomsmith]

[iamgonefornowcreatinganewblog-d]

[meangirlnurse]

i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once

[thugilly]

dead

[thx]

[cowbabyteardrops-blog]

[cckndblls]

sweet baby

[tides]

😍

[do-you-have-a-flag]

Imagine being an uber driver and while giving some teen and his uncle a ride you end up getting pulled into a hostage situation/anti government rebellion forces

Han Solo did not sign up for this

[football-in-tuxedos]

To be fair, in this metaphor, the uber driver is in trouble with the local mob boss because he was ferrying cocaine and dumped it out the window when it looked like he might get pulled over, so…

[stephendann]

So the uber driver hooks up with the sister of the guy who first hires him, and it turns out that their dad is the Deputy Sheriff, and things go downhill even faster than previously imagined when they hit up a local truckstop for a bite to eat, fuel drop and impromptu family reunion.

[tiefighter]

Truckstop’s run by an old friend who he won his car off that one time, and the dude’s hitting on the chick he’s hooking up with and it’s like come on man, don’t do this to me but then the girl’s dad is there and he gets hit over the head and shoved into the trunk of the cop car and it’s like oh, shit. Fuck. Chewie man, don’t let them take my car!

[mirapunk]

@obi-one-drop

[woahzone]

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

[k-not-okay]

I nearly spat out my tea

[gifsboom]

[its-nick-bitxh]

take a fuckin sip, babes

[deputychairman]

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

[niyarest]

baby needs 

S N A C K 

[distinguishedbaloney]

[jongdaemoved-deactivated2017120]

Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac (2007) dir. David Fincher

[markv5]

Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь

[krittyko]

“cat named Lyova. not giving him away, just bragging”