middle aged man hole

21. he/they/xe . queer. minors/ageless dni i reblog first ask question later. if i’m on ur dni list my bad. usually fixed within a day yeah we fuckin. keep scrolling!

[intothebagelverse]

about me

21. queer man (he/they/xe). autistic. yeah i’m just enjoying myself and my selfshipping and personal works. i mostly write for a male/non-binary audience. don’t like don’t interact…

no dni - i just block.

tags:

#bagelposting - original work/posts

#hole - nsft topics/themes

#🥯 - asks!

all triggering topics at tagged “tw [insert thing here]” and fully spelled out to make filtering easier. if you need something tagged that i didn’t think of just lmk.

probably hypersexual so expect that

currently writing for the spot/johnathan ohnn and the wolverine/logan howlett!

[segamascott]

[mymble-my]

I’m watching X2 and I am actually loving what they are doing with magneto. HES SUCH A LITTLE SHIT.

“We LOVE what you’ve done with your hair” He says to Rogue, whose hair looks like that because HE ALMOST KILLED HER

Just look at this frame of him and Mystique. The girls are GOSSIPING!!!!!!

[masc-wolverine]

start testosterone now. the world needs more hot tboys more than ever before now

[intothebagelverse]

mild cnc stuff ahead watch out! feral logan brain

torn between old man logan who can’t stay hard and logan who can cum multiple times without stopping (healing/stamina/etc) and can’t stop.

when you tap out after cumming your brains out, logan growls. he grinds against you more, making you whine and writhe under him.

he gently grazes the side of your neck with his claws, slowly pushing himself back inside you.

“not quite done with you, kid. just gonna go one more time and i’ll leave you alone.”

he’ll leave you crying, shaking, and leaking cum when he’s finally satisfied.

[imnormal445]

More homo lady poolverine 😏 (plus genderswapped blind al)

[intothebagelverse]

hey y’all. haven’t been doing too good mentally for a bit (yesterday was a bit much). i don’t have a lot of time/energy to sit down and write much more than what i’ve been posting

hope everyone’s doing ok especially if you’re in the US

[tired-dragon22]

[intothebagelverse]

sorry i imagined group sex with the spot and logan and wade and got so hard i passed out

[weedwilson]

the urge to write something depraved about wade fucking a household object and logan finding it like what the fuck is this and it's literally a jizz-filled rubber boot

[weedwilson]

i'm back and i think it should be a bong actually

[intothebagelverse]

reading poolverine stuff is like watching my bf get fucked by my fwb (consensually) (we’re all into it)

[bougiebutchbinch]

okay but Logan with a VERY high prey-drive

one time they're on a mission for the TVA, working together surprisingly well - only, thanks to temppad malfunction (read: Wade's ADHD fidgeting) they managed to land on the wrong side of a forest to their mark. Wade, taking this in his stride, yells 'race ya!' and sprints off into the trees.

Only

Ten seconds later

300lb of snarling Wolverine thumps into his back

Driving him facefirst onto a bed of pine needles and gnarled old roots

Pinning him prone, wrists grabbed two-together in one of Logan's big hands, slammed into the floor over Wade's head. He's scruffed by Logan's jaws, which clamp tight on the back of Wade's neck, ready to bite down through his spinal cord and sheer off his life

And all the while

Logan is growling. Growling like Wade just dangled a nice raw steak under his nose, then whipped it away at the last second. Growling louder, biting down firmer, the moment Wade tries to wiggle away - until he submits, goes limp, lets himself be pinned.

Wade, trying desperately to think of something funny to say, can only manage a breathy little "Well, now I'm wet"

He is not talking about the moisture from the damp forest floor seeping up through his suit.

[slamminslamminmcgill]

smoking a bowl with deadpool and playing nintendo switch while he eats u out send tweet

[nichknack]

Another Logan headcanon

He’s got a ritual in the mornings, specifically the days that require him to teach. He gets up before everyone else in the mansion, makes himself a cup of black coffee, lights a cigar and sits on the front steps to watch the sunrise.

[chuchucharlie]

The way I could be clicker trained by this man-

[briseroyawritingsblog]

I am unwell… 🤤

[intothebagelverse]

people who cum quick are hot idc.

logan’s probably sensitive as hell especially on his dick bc of his mutant abilities making all his senses super good. give him three minutes in the right kind of subspace and he’s whimpering and crying from overstimulation “no, i’m sorry baby i didn’t mean to it just felt so good and i- no, please stop it hurts”