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@intp-hideout
One of the million reasons ENFP goes broke
- a VERY upset ENFP -
ENFP: IMMA GO SHOPPING TO BUY SHOES!!! FUCKING EXPENSIVE ONES THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED AT ALL!!!!!!!
INTP: D:
ENFP: BUT SO WHAT!!!!! I WORKED SO HARD TO AFFORD THINGS I DONāT NEED!!!! WAAHAHA!!!
INTP: (halp)
p/s: Iām a Taurus INTP. Please save my bleeding heart caused by irrational spending.
INTP-ENFP x Love
ENFP: You know I love you right?
INTP: (ponders) Nope.
ENFP: How can you not know?!!
INTP: One can't be genius at everything.
ENFP: ....... I need coffee.
INTP-INFJ x Greetings
- INTP texting INFJ -
INTP: ARGGHHHHgggHhHHgggH!!
INFJ: ???????????
INFJ: Are you ok INTP?!
INTP: In dragon language, it meansĀ āHow are you?ā.
INFJ: (facepalm)
INTP-ENFP vs Going Places
- On a Friday night -
INTP: I wanna go window shopping tomorrow.
ENFP: Where?
INTP: Somewhere with lots of stuff to see but no people.
ENFP: .............. =_=
ENFP: Go use my laptop and surf Amazon.
INTP emailing vs ENFP singing
INTP: (100% focus on drafting an email)
ENFP: (singing gleefully out of tune)
INTP: Can you not sing when I'm writing an email?
ENFP: My singing that bad?
INTP: Can you not talk?
ENFP: .................
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P/s: No ENFP were hurt that day. He(ENFP) end up laughing at how terrible I(INTP) am at multitasking.
INTP x Absent minded
INTP: Crap! I forgot to charge my phone!
ISFJ: ... stupid...
INTP: (dramatic gasp) YOU ACTUALLY CALLED ME STUPID!!! Your lack of sleep has finally broke your EQ!
ISFJ: o_____o
INTP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (group text ENTP to tell her ISFJ called me stupid)
ENTP: (on whatsapp) WHAT?!! HAHAHAHAHAHA WHY THO?
INTP: (replies) I donāt remember!!! XD
ISFJ: (replies) sigh... INTP forgot to charge her phone. how does she forget two things in a span of 1 min?! UGH!
INTP-ENFP vs Puniture War
INTP: I love furniture more than stupid people.
ENFP: Is that why you're always sofa from me?
INTP: Despite the distance I hope you'll stoo-love me.
ENFP: My love isn't a chairity.
ENFP: It is a deep seated love.
ENFP: Beyond all Bench-marks.
INTP: That's why there's no shelf life to our love.
INTP vs iPhone X
ENFP: (SHOCKED GASP) !!!
INTP: ????
ENFP: Phone was vibrating my āunmentionablesā.
INTP: (Dramatic gasp) This isnāt iPhone Xā¦.. this is iPhone XXX!
ENFP x Shitty Mood
- ENFP became emotional after reading a sad poem he wrote hours ago -
ps: Donāt ask me(INTP). I donāt get it either.
ENFP: (grouchy) I need to write a happy poem.
INTP: uhh... okay.
ENFP: Roses are red.
INTP: ...
ENFP: Violets are blue.
INTP: ...................
ENFP: FUCK COLOURS!
INTP: (system error)
INTP vs Spirit Animal
INTP: (slow stretch on bed) I think the sloth is my spirit animal.
ENFP: (dramatic shocked face) No. YOU are the sloth's spirit animal.
INTP vs Vices
When someone asks "What's your vice?"
Other people: Alcohol, gambling, drugs, smoking, etc...
INTP: Information, knowledge, database...
I think we're missing the point.
When winter comes, what happens to the jail inmates?
...they become freezoners.
INTP vs Sleep #4
ENFP: Iām going to bed. Try not to sleep so late. Itās gonna affect your mood.
INTP: Butā¦ Iāve got more inspirations and learn better at night.
ENFP: Okay. Just not too late.
INTP: Also, my brain gets fried by sunlight during the day. Iām a photographer, not a plant. I canāt photosynthesis!
ENFP: Ok Good Night š
Hi Hello Hi! What you like a do for the fun? Sorry English is bad! Bye!
Basically ANYTHING that comes into my mind there and then, and as I do it, thatās FUN! It could be spontaneous cooking or baking in the middle of the night, cravings for random information that kept me googling for hours and hours, sudden urge to pick up art tool to draw or paint something.ps: Donāt worry about the bad English. My isnāt too great either, but Iām trying.pps: OMG MY FIRST ASK!!! Thank you anon <3
INTP Productivity Hack #1
How I kill procrastinating over a bunch of mundane work and get it done fast?
I really really really wanted to do nothing starting tomorrow. So, I pre-completed all the work today, that was given time to be done by end of next week.
I am now free to do nothing. Doing nothing and lazing around is important for an INTP's well being.
Well done me. - pats own shoulder -
INTP-ENFP vs Random Facts #1
ENFP: Do you know what's the fastest way to absorb something into your brain?
INTP: Urm... by sleeping on it?
ENFP: No. By breathing it in!
INTP: DDD:
INTP: So, according to that fact/theory. No wonder whenever someone says something stupid, we can't breathe.
ENFP: You're an idiot.
INTP: Tell me if that's not true!
ENFP: - groan -
Little INTP vs Adult #1
Adult: How are you, INTP?
Little INTP: How are you, INTP?
Adult: You're supposed to say "Fine, thank you."
Little INTP: You're supposed to say "Fine, thank you."
Adult: *deep sigh*
Little INTP: *deep sigh*
Adult: Hmmm...... - gesture -
Little INTP: Hmmm...... - gesture -
Adult: (light bulb moment) I am stupid!
Little INTP: You are stupid! :DDD
Other adults who overheard: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Adult: ...... omg...