The Galaxy

Sup, I'm The Galaxy (23F)! I'm a shitpost generator with a pretty aesthetic. Come one come all to the managerie of reblogged posts and disturbing thoughts!

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Justice League: Help us kill Darkseid.

Danny Phantom: no.

JL: what? Why?

Danny: I have yet to receive confirmation from the gods that this action will—*glowing green brick falls on his face, a small sticky note falling off*

JL:

Danny:

JL:

Danny: I have now received confirmation from the gods. I will help you.

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[vhen-harel]

[not-another-robin]

More from my beautiful mind

[thelostpretzel]

If you ever feel like it can you draw Stelle with the Stellaron hunters again 😭 doesn’t need to be her AS a Stellaron hunter I just miss them together /nf

i got you

here they are!!!!

[kairikuchou]

happy pride

[su-rodriguez]

An old man and a kid he found and decided was his child. (I did this because father's fay was a few days ago, happy father's Day, bladie)

[syluses]

valko girlies sign this petition for our poor wolfie ❤️‍🩹

[syluses]

• send a few “BRING VALKO BACK” emails to [email protected] ‼️ if the cn girlies can get their attention, then so can we— but let’s do it in a peaceful, nonviolent way. “BRING VALKO BACK” shows our enthusiasm and love for this character and all the effort his team put into him without disparaging other LIs, real people and employees, and using bullying tactics.

• uninstall the game

• leave a 1⭐️ rating on the appstore; my personal reason was “BRING BACK VALKO” just to concisely get the point across. review bombing DOES hit them.

• unfollow all LADS platforms

• leave comments on their posts to express your distress for valko’s cancellation; keep it respectful

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[red-garden]

Ngl if Shang Qinghua pulled baby Binghe out of the river and attempted to babytrap Mobei Jun with him, Mobei Jun would believe him. So what the baby looks nothing like either of them, they’ve never had sex, and it isn’t even an ice demon. Qinghua is just that powerful.

[red-garden]

Presumably heavenly demons don’t need to nurse since Su Xiyan died basically immediately after giving birth, but Mobei Jun cannot accept this state of affairs. Ice demon babies have to eat sooooooo much when they’re little to insulate them from the cold, and it is a display of wealth and power to breastfeed your child well in the north, since food is so difficult to hunt. Mobei Jun is inducing milk as quickly as he can so he can turn Binghe into a toasty little meatball. Of course inducing milk requires a lot of work, massaging the breasts and suckling. Qinghua will have to help him with that part.

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[savrenim]

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

[sevequiem]

Dog bites ?

[tadpole-art]

Red string of fate

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralprye]

[ace-shenanigans]

Look upon his fields and see that they are barren

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re anti censorship and against harassing real people over fictional characters

[oldbllover]

five-star blessings, one-star food safety.