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i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

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kidrat

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

dankmemesreasonforliving

pukicho

Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave

#dragons

thebootydiaries

[in the middle of the night] h-hewwo…? is anyone thewe?? im scawwed >.< [noises] HEWWO???

murderer: you know what bye

liamgallagherspiscesmoon

Disney/Nickelodeon characters that should’ve been lesbians moodboard

blairwaldorfings

the-owl-faced-girl

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to. I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway.

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her.

plotwitch

people can say what they want about her supposed meltdown, but frankly, that entire ‘episode’ always made perfect sense to me. she and i are of an age, and no matter how young or old i was, i always understood perfectly why she did it, and thought it was utter bullshit that a court could order what they did, instead of reprimanding the many, many people that felt so entitled to her that they drove her to extremes just to get 5 seconds of peace.

and now seeing this kind of thing? she has just gotten more awesome.

faedreamer-deactivated20180128

i remember reading how she got herself a tutor so she could help her kids with their homework. not got THEM a tutor, but she got herself one because she wanted to be the one helping them. that’s a+++ parenting right there ok?

papi-chulo-bucky

This makes me so happy :’)

latining

She got a court order because she was, by her own admission, raising her kids like her mother raised her. The judge sent her to therapy and parenting classes to work out all of the horrible stage-mother bullshit she had to live through. I mean, she thought it was normal to give her kids cough syrup and whiskey so they’d sleep, because it’s what her mother gave her to knock her out when she got rowdy.

I think Britney is a great role model for adult abused children and is living proof that you are not trapped in the cycle of abuse.

terror-billie

The purest 90s kid experience is being so happy for Britney Spears in her new life

yeehawlw

family photo of my 2 brain cells and the thought that they worked so hard to produce

cowboysuggest

no cops at pride just us and our bricks

aependell

That statement is the reason there are cops at pride, you’re not helping yourself

lilytad

imagine being this fucking ignorant

long-ago-1234567890

marsixm

classicartmeme

phdna

As a teacher, I can confirm this is exactly what it looks like from our point of view

enthusispastic

Including, if not especially, the guy on the far right.

william-snekspeare

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

demilypyro

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

topographicocean

Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.

demilypyro

There’s no grooves on a CD tho???

rave-lord-nito

They’re just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.

demilypyro

Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that

thebaconsandwichofregret

well they looked at a record and said “How do we fit more information on this?” to which the reply is “Well either you make the record bigger or the grooves smaller” and making the grooves smaller is way more convenient so they say “Well how do we make the grooves smaller?” and that’s when a total madman comes out with eyes flashing and yells “WITH A LASER!”

And that’s how the CD was invented