im kinda tired

hi im molly, im 19 years old & definitely not ready for the world

[illkim]

[introducking]

Queued since August 4 2014 But hey Today January 24 2022 It's my 21st birthday Legal drinking age Happy birthday to me

[parakeet]

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

the only true gamer

[stairsweek2019]

they go up, they go down. you love em! they’re stairs. July 20th, 2018, mark your calendars

[just-shower-thoughts]

We never sing happy birthday to babies in the hospital on their true birthday.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A 1 meter cube could hold 1 million 1 centimeter cubes, but if you lined these up end to end they would stretch out for ten kilometers!

[just-shower-thoughts]

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, 'Yeet’ is for distance.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[gahdamnpunk]

GO TF OFF!!!!

[sephezade]

I couldn’t get the sound on quick enough, but when they zoomed in on her taking the mic… oh boy!

[finnwolflhard]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[susiethemoderator]

WHO DID THIS VOICE OVER LMAO

[wecanalldobetter]

I’m not watching the show. This is all I need.

[teatoppy]

^^^im mad I️ know people who talk like this😂

[constructedparadox]

Y he so loud for???

[themasterpupil]

This shoulda been the original

[thekwikemart]

[fightzclub]

[somecutething]

[tainbocuailnge]

social media was a good development because back in ancient greece it didn’t exist and people would just be yelling their opinions in the city square instead and the only way to block them was murder or exile

[tainbocuailnge]

the court of athens, sentencing socrates to death for “rotting the youth and disrespecting the gods”: blocked, unfollowed, reported

[transmasc-malleus]

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

[interruptingkau]

Best female anthro design:

[agentdalecooper]

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

[agentdalecooper]

classic material

[whitepeopletwitter]

I’ve been using these completely wrong….