introverted-blogger

[introverted-blogger]

Hi so seeing as I have more or less abandoned this blog, I just wanted to let you all know that you can find me over at oceanicveins now.

[introverted-blogger]

Hi so seeing as I have more or less abandoned this blog, I just wanted to let you all know that you can find me over at oceanicveins now.

[introverted-blogger]

Hi so seeing as I have more or less abandoned this blog, I just wanted to let you all know that you can find me over at oceanicveins now.

[niknak79]

[billymaysofficial]

#HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW

[1nkblots-deactivated20200926]

That… actually seems like a really smart idea?

I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth.

[fndungeonmom]

that’s seriously brilliant

[fthgurdy]

My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour.

[smellectric]

#i have never loved dogs more than in this moment

[meta-morfozis-deactivated201612]

[the-cab-rock]

[wxllnxss-deactivated20220117]

*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

*slides to unlock*

battery 43%

[agaliope]

3x4 Green Light, Breaking Bad - Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul)

[theybuildbuildings]

[eldercunninghams]

[unheard-of-silence]

#that ‘hahaha’ was tinged with murder

[xospooki]

Visit Original Link

I am heaven sent,

Don’t you dare forget. I am all you’ve ever wanted, What all the other boys all promised. Sorry I told. I just needed you to know. I think in decimals and dollars. I am the cause to all your problems, Shelter from cold. we are never alone. Coordinate brain and mouth. Then ask me whats it like to have Myself so figured out. I wish I knew..

[bluebonne-blog]

[jasbeaw]

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

[thiscorpsofbrothers-deactivated]

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

[blainehummel-s]

[squareclocks]

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

[thesexiestchalupaofthemall]

So I did a thing at work

[canibalistic-brownie]

Numeroff is actually just Laura’s secret author identity.

[introverted-blogger]

this oven is a piece of shit and I want to break it because it smokes even though its clean and I can't even cook a fucking frozen pizza for 10 minutes without alerting the neighbourhood with my smoke detector.

[atomicf0x]

idk I just really want someone to cuddle with right now

[persephono-deactivated20180108]

This is just an opinion, but I’m pretty sure Mark Hoppus is actually God