(In) Sanity

Tatum. infp. 19. this is a safe space. Don't blow down the trust tree

[greelin]

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

[talesandfluff]

my question is, does Mamma Mia take place in

1) a universe where ABBA doesn’t exist and they’re just making up the songs as they go? 

2) a universe where ABBA DOES exist and everyone has rehearsed and memorized all of their songs just in case the situation arises where they might need one?

[remadeeeeee-deactivated20190821]

gay people.

[jalfrezi420]

I’m that

[remadeeeeee-deactivated20190821]

wow really me too we should kiss

[jdjdgray]

Edd’s big mistake.

[godotal]

He was floating near us and enjoying himself, until he realized he floated about 10 feet away from us and was gripped with UNRELENTING PANIC.

[weirdmageddon]

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

[weirdmageddon]

[xanthera]

#stephen hillenburg was a marine biologist #he damn well knew this

[weirdmageddon]

oh my god they plucked off his dick

[imalreadydashingthroughtheno]

[pleatedjeans]

[apertures413thdoctor]

ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

[spookyscaryscary-deactivated201]

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

[hydrostat-deactivated20160222]

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

[completely-dunn-deactivated2015]

ellen page came out in 2014

[safetytank]

#ellens shall inherit the earth

[jewishbarbies]

*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*

[harrykissedlorde-deactivated202]

the tag……….my god….

[serregon]

It’s pure gold

[ruinedchildhood]

[sectionally-confused]

he IS a stud

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[thespoonmissioner]

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[junovoltage]

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Holy shit.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

[eilooxara]

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

human: ha ha ha, silly cat, that door leads to the same outside as the door you just came in

human: *this post*

[whitepeopletwitter]

The bean jar

[barreboy]

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

[iridescentoracle]

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(EPIC INSTRUMENTAL BEGINS)

[fakehistory]

[introvertedpotatosyndrome]

A lot of the time i feel like i’m alone stranded on an island

and art is my flare gun.