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@introvertrantings
I’m sitting here at breakfast with two of my favorite people. I’m married to one and the other I’ve know for 10 years this summer. Over the years they’ve slowly become friends to the point that I can sit here quietly during breakfast, sip on my coffee and enjoy their banter about sport topics I don’t care about. Years ago I was lonely and felt like I didn’t have a family. I could never imagine id be where I’m at now.
Four year recap!
Hey fellow introverts, its been a loooong four years. if any of you still remember me, here is what I’ve been up to! For a majority of the time that I’ve been away, I have been in a deep depression. I fucked up the relationship I had with my best friend in the entire fucking universe over a dude. (We finally made peace, and hopefully we will actually see each other for the first time since April 2016 this year.) I have moved three times, I have adopted two beautiful dogs. Cole, my fist dog ever got hit by a car and did not survive. However, that left me with the space and the ability to rescue Shadow, a pitt bull that really needed me.
I took the leap of faith August of 2017 and started my culinary career. It had been amazing and one of the most challenging things I have ever done in my life. I’ve done well in it. I’ve already been promoted to a position that generally takes 4-5 years of experience to get. I am a lead line cook at the restaurant and I am also their pastry chef. its insane to juggle the responsibilities of both, but i love having the creative control over an entire segment of the menu.
I have found the love of my life. His name is Ravi, we met on Tinder. I love him with every atom of my being, and I know he loves me the same way. We have a ring picked out, he has the proposal planned and everything. We are planning for our wedding to be in August of 2019.
As of tonight, I have reapplied to my university ( I left in 2016 from lack of funds). I plan on finishing my bachelors of science in biology, and then continuing my education by becoming a registered dietician. I’d like to then pursue a masters in medical nutrition so I can work in hospitals to guide people with chronic illnesses. I believe that nutrition is the root of a lot of our diseases and ailments.
Wish me luck, after nearly a 4 year break, I have reapplied to my originally university to start classes in the summer.
When the tea is HOT LAVA
I’ve always felt some tpye of way bout us having an entire museum dedicated to the holocaust and germany’s sins, but not one dedicated to trans atlantic slave trade or trail of tears or japanese internment camps or how we made hawaii a state
My Dad says women don't like Monty Python, Reblog if you are a woman and like Monty Python.
I started watching Monty Python when I was 8. I loved it as a girl, and still love it as a woman.
All I have to say is
I like it coz it’s relatable.
I own all of Flying Circus… i fucking LOVE Monty Python
Yaaaaay!
Nothing can ever beat Monty Python for me!
Silly. Silly. Silly.
As if we women who like Monty Python, only sit around knitting exciting underwear all day.
Checking my bank account after paying rent and energy bills
At this stage in the election
When you wake up and realize you sent really corny drunk texts to your SO
I’m Baaack
When my boyfriend jokes about shaving his beard
I’m like:
When I came back after a year long hiatus
I’m like:
2015 was crazy
Hi guys! I am back after a year hiatus from this blog. I had another blog on tumblr, sorry I cheated on you guys, but I’m done with that entire lifestyle it was based on. I’m back to reality and back to being my awkward, introverted self. Thank you to all the people that remained fans and kept following me through this hiatus, you guys are the best. Love you all my fellow introverts.
The prospect of finally going to a Dustin Lynch concert while single
I'm like:
When my now ex-boyfriend finally came to the realization that I'm a cold hearted bitch
it was like:
tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM
YOU GO , GIRL.
'not that you're the genius'
questioning her intelligence when he has that hair cut in 2014
BAAAAAAAM, for fuck’s sake!!
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MAYIM BIALIK.
FOR YEARS AS A KID AND TEEN, SHE BALANCED SCHOOL AND ACTING, NEVER ONCE LETTING HER GRADES DROP OR HER CAREER SUFFER.
SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, AND WAS ACCEPTED TO HARVARD AND YALE BUT CHOSE TO GO TO UCLA BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO STAY CLOSE TO HER FAMILY.
SHE EARNED A BACHELORS IN NEUROSCIENCE, HEBREW STUDIES, AND JEWISH STUDIES ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
SHE THEN WENT ON TO GET HER DOCTORATE AND A Ph.D. IN NEUROSCIENCE, WHILE BALANCING AN ACTING CAREER AND MOTHERHOOD.
SHE HAS BEEN THE BUTT OF SO MANY FASHION JOKES AND ANTI-SEMETIC JOKES IN HOLLYWOOD. WHEN PEOPLE SAW HER AS AMY, THEY RIDICULED HER ONLINE.
BUT SHE STUCK WITH IT. BECAUSE SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING PERSON AND IS HAVING NONE OF THIS “WOMEN CAN’T BE SUCCESSFUL AND SMART BULLSHIT.
SHE IS ALSO A NOW-SINGLE MOM OF TWO BOYS. AND STILL KEEPS HER CAREERS (YES THAT’S FUCKING PLURAL) ACTIVE.
BUT YET, PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK HER STUPID FUCKING SEXIST QUESTIONS THAT THEY WOULD NEVER GIVE, SAY, JIM PARSONS OR JOHNNY GALECKI.
MAYIM BIALIK IS A FUCKING ICON.
I don't know if someone already said this, or my extremely tired brain is amazing at science jokes!
HOLDE MINE HAIR
ye olde partie times
Verily, thou art such a lightweight.
Things ye can’t: even.
Thou only liveth once
#YOLOTH
