[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[johnturturro]

living in the us right now is just a constant stream of

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

me as a mom

[blairwitchapologist]

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[profound-yet-trivial]

one must imagine sisyphus ballin'

[thespiritofeon]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

[captainlordauditor]

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

[brain-deadx0]

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

[vareidow]

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

some personal news: i have been found alive after a four day search

[b0nkcreat]

this is so mean i have tears in my eyes

[b0nkcreat]

do you have something to say to him

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beesmygod]

I accidentally found out one of my friends has a huge dick, and in a panic I blurted out “congratulations on the pipe, man.” What’s my next move after this

no you’re good. thhats the end of the transmission

[bearie]

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

[owlyfisher]

grasshopper nymph.

[c-rowlesblogs]

hey, don’t cry— grasshopper nymph, okay?

[hapalopus]

Bugs with complete metamorphosis (beetles, butterflies, antlions, wasps) typically have 'grubs', while bugs with incomplete metamorphosis have 'baby bugs'. Examples include (but aren't limited to) mantises, crickets, roaches, stink bugs, stick bugs, and treehoppers

Most non-insect arthropods also have a baby stage, such as centipedes, spiders, lobsters, and isopods

[chimaeras501st]

A Baby mantis at my friends house!

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma