Wanna see my head come off?

Weird mouse that showed up in horsegirl school. Not sure what its problem is.

[inverted-mouse]

"Hey."

...

"Wanna see my head come off?"

This is my take on a character I'm quite attached to, Photo-Negative Mickey from the Five Nights at Treasure Island fangame series. This is not the Photo-Negative Mickey mascot suit from Abandoned By Disney, though it exists in the same reality as this one and obviously inspired it.

I have some ideas for the goober, but I don't control the whims of fate, nor am I experienced with pretending to be something else on the web, so things might be a bit slow. I'll try to be present often enough to post something once a day, even if it isn't much.

Some of you stumbling upon this might be very confused about what this has to do with Umamusume, in which case you have definitely not seen the wider Umablr scene. Go read about Godship. No, the missing L is not a typo.

[inverted-mouse]

The mouse is reading some of the posters on the wall. You can tell it's reading because its face is right up against the poster.

The poster is in Japanese, a language it does not know how to read.

[inverted-mouse]

*stick vs fist duel*

It's a battle more intense than any I've ever seen as inky fingers grasp at the evasive poking tool. By the time I move to start making popcorn, however, the stick breaks from the two of you tugging on it, and the mouse quickly snatches the halves up to win the duel.

It lets out a deep, watery chuckle a bit after the action concludes.

[inverted-mouse]

Poking you with a stick

"Hey!"

It flinches a bit, but seems to identify you as a non-threat. You get away with poking it for several seconds before it starts trying to swat the stick out of your hands.

[inverted-mouse]

It's staring up at the sky in the middle of the grass. The stars are a lot prettier when you hardly got the chance to see them before.

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[tazunatwo]

...I see. Well, Mickey, I have no idea what the boxes or new corruptus means. Do you know why you're here? Perhaps any strange portal you fell into?

[inverted-mouse]

"they talked about portal before i ended up here but i never saw it. appeared here just like any other time i appear somewhere new. i think they talked about horse girl being in the portal."

[tazunatwo]

Ah, you must be referring to the umamusume. Yes, they exist in this world, and seem to be the main "difference" from other, vastly different worlds.

[inverted-mouse]

"they wanted to go to umamusumay world but couldnt because portal would hurt them sometimes. does that mean no big box. i was lonely in the big box."

[tazunatwo]

Um... yes, that means no big box. Interesting...

Well, tell me more about yourself, "Mickey".

[inverted-mouse]

"yellow liquid grows in me and makes it hard to breathe sometimes. when that happens i take my head off and it starts disappearing so i can breathe again. they were very happy that they dont have to clean up the yellow liquid."

"sometimes when i thought they would hurt me i would attack them to make them go away. i dont like attacking anyone. i dont think any of them were hurt forever but they always got angry with me. they havent scared me for a while so i dont have to hurt them."

[tazunatwo]

uh............. well... that's certainly... interesting. If it's alright, I would like to send you to our nurse for a full medical examination, for... several reasons.

[inverted-mouse]

"is nurse for fixing hurt people. if it wont hurt me then we can go to it."

[tazunatwo]

Correct, the nurse is for helping you heal. @stripytigernurse , could you please... have a look at this one?

[stripytigernurse]

Uh... maybe? The only alien I've dealt so far has been Neo Universe, and she barely even counts.

I'll do my best.

[tazunatwo]

Technically your colleagues count as aliens, those from the rift are from another world.

[stripytigernurse]

Huh, never thought of it like that. Nia and I can definitely help.

[inverted-mouse]

"...Wanna see my head come off?"

Well, it's certainly a way to start a visit to the nurse.

[stripytigernurse]

Not really.

*Shima begins her examinations of the strange mouse*

[inverted-mouse]

Its entire body, clothes included, is made of what seems to be solidified ink, but that wouldn't normally be strong enough to hold something like this together. If you put a stethoscope to it, you might hear a liquid sloshing around inside. There's no sign of veins or any organs at all.

It struggles with vision tests, needing to be very close to something to make it out in any detail. Its hearing, however, is almost perfect, picking up on the subtlest of sounds. It's a bit hard to tell where exactly on its large ears it hears from.

Although it doesn't light it up as much as it should, a bright enough light can reveal the inside of its head to be... hollow? While most of the body is very thick, it only hides a hollow interior. Yet it still needs to breathe.

Sticking a needle through it (if you can keep it calm) would reveal yellow, chunky blood in its torso. Releasing any of it to the open air causes it to vanish at a noticeable speed, certainly faster than water.

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[tazunatwo]

...I see. Well, Mickey, I have no idea what the boxes or new corruptus means. Do you know why you're here? Perhaps any strange portal you fell into?

[inverted-mouse]

"they talked about portal before i ended up here but i never saw it. appeared here just like any other time i appear somewhere new. i think they talked about horse girl being in the portal."

[tazunatwo]

Ah, you must be referring to the umamusume. Yes, they exist in this world, and seem to be the main "difference" from other, vastly different worlds.

[inverted-mouse]

"they wanted to go to umamusumay world but couldnt because portal would hurt them sometimes. does that mean no big box. i was lonely in the big box."

[tazunatwo]

Um... yes, that means no big box. Interesting...

Well, tell me more about yourself, "Mickey".

[inverted-mouse]

"yellow liquid grows in me and makes it hard to breathe sometimes. when that happens i take my head off and it starts disappearing so i can breathe again. they were very happy that they dont have to clean up the yellow liquid."

"sometimes when i thought they would hurt me i would attack them to make them go away. i dont like attacking anyone. i dont think any of them were hurt forever but they always got angry with me. they havent scared me for a while so i dont have to hurt them."

[tazunatwo]

uh............. well... that's certainly... interesting. If it's alright, I would like to send you to our nurse for a full medical examination, for... several reasons.

[inverted-mouse]

"is nurse for fixing hurt people. if it wont hurt me then we can go to it."

[tazunatwo]

Correct, the nurse is for helping you heal. @stripytigernurse , could you please... have a look at this one?

[stripytigernurse]

Uh... maybe? The only alien I've dealt so far has been Neo Universe, and she barely even counts.

I'll do my best.

[tazunatwo]

Technically your colleagues count as aliens, those from the rift are from another world.

[stripytigernurse]

Huh, never thought of it like that. Nia and I can definitely help.

[inverted-mouse]

"...Wanna see my head come off?"

Well, it's certainly a way to start a visit to the nurse.

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[tazunatwo]

...I see. Well, Mickey, I have no idea what the boxes or new corruptus means. Do you know why you're here? Perhaps any strange portal you fell into?

[inverted-mouse]

"they talked about portal before i ended up here but i never saw it. appeared here just like any other time i appear somewhere new. i think they talked about horse girl being in the portal."

[tazunatwo]

Ah, you must be referring to the umamusume. Yes, they exist in this world, and seem to be the main "difference" from other, vastly different worlds.

[inverted-mouse]

"they wanted to go to umamusumay world but couldnt because portal would hurt them sometimes. does that mean no big box. i was lonely in the big box."

[tazunatwo]

Um... yes, that means no big box. Interesting...

Well, tell me more about yourself, "Mickey".

[inverted-mouse]

"yellow liquid grows in me and makes it hard to breathe sometimes. when that happens i take my head off and it starts disappearing so i can breathe again. they were very happy that they dont have to clean up the yellow liquid."

"sometimes when i thought they would hurt me i would attack them to make them go away. i dont like attacking anyone. i dont think any of them were hurt forever but they always got angry with me. they havent scared me for a while so i dont have to hurt them."

[tazunatwo]

uh............. well... that's certainly... interesting. If it's alright, I would like to send you to our nurse for a full medical examination, for... several reasons.

[inverted-mouse]

"is nurse for fixing hurt people. if it wont hurt me then we can go to it."

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[tazunatwo]

...I see. Well, Mickey, I have no idea what the boxes or new corruptus means. Do you know why you're here? Perhaps any strange portal you fell into?

[inverted-mouse]

"they talked about portal before i ended up here but i never saw it. appeared here just like any other time i appear somewhere new. i think they talked about horse girl being in the portal."

[tazunatwo]

Ah, you must be referring to the umamusume. Yes, they exist in this world, and seem to be the main "difference" from other, vastly different worlds.

[inverted-mouse]

"they wanted to go to umamusumay world but couldnt because portal would hurt them sometimes. does that mean no big box. i was lonely in the big box."

[tazunatwo]

Um... yes, that means no big box. Interesting...

Well, tell me more about yourself, "Mickey".

[inverted-mouse]

"yellow liquid grows in me and makes it hard to breathe sometimes. when that happens i take my head off and it starts disappearing so i can breathe again. they were very happy that they dont have to clean up the yellow liquid."

"sometimes when i thought they would hurt me i would attack them to make them go away. i dont like attacking anyone. i dont think any of them were hurt forever but they always got angry with me. they havent scared me for a while so i dont have to hurt them."

[inverted-mouse]

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[tazunatwo]

...I see. Well, Mickey, I have no idea what the boxes or new corruptus means. Do you know why you're here? Perhaps any strange portal you fell into?

[inverted-mouse]

"they talked about portal before i ended up here but i never saw it. appeared here just like any other time i appear somewhere new. i think they talked about horse girl being in the portal."

[tazunatwo]

Ah, you must be referring to the umamusume. Yes, they exist in this world, and seem to be the main "difference" from other, vastly different worlds.

[inverted-mouse]

"they wanted to go to umamusumay world but couldnt because portal would hurt them sometimes. does that mean no big box. i was lonely in the big box."

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[tazunatwo]

...I see. Well, Mickey, I have no idea what the boxes or new corruptus means. Do you know why you're here? Perhaps any strange portal you fell into?

[inverted-mouse]

"they talked about portal before i ended up here but i never saw it. appeared here just like any other time i appear somewhere new. i think they talked about horse girl being in the portal."

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[inverted-mouse]

Mother?

It turns to you with a little more life than what it's shown up to this point.

"Mo.. thher." The English sounds like someone figuring out how to say something for the first time, but it's a new word in its vocabulary. Maybe it means something to it.