Shima Tora

Tracen Academy's Official Nurse don't worry. she's vegetarian.

[stripytigernurse]

Hello, the Nurse can see you now! Don't worry, I'm a vegetarian.

My name is Shima Tora, and I'm the School Nurse here at Tracen Academy, as well as one of the leading experts on Uma Biology.

((Yes, she is a tiger girl, but she wouldn't hurt a fly. Much less the students she tends to.

Run by @4leavesofluck))

[moved-to-saltcircuit]

dealing with people who are spacing out

DON’T: -hit them -yell at them -wave in their face in excess

DO: -say their name once or twice -tap them gently and if they don’t respond, -wait patiently for them to snap back into reality

[moved-to-saltcircuit]

this still applies yo

[sapphicandchubby]

As someone who disassociates quite a lot, this is useful information

[tysonfurybattlepass]

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

[tysonfurybattlepass]

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

[aspiringsorceress]

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

[stripytigernurse]

Even just having a person who is on your side and you can trust is good when dealing with cops.

Thankfully, I did some law school...

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[tazunatwo]

...I see. Well, Mickey, I have no idea what the boxes or new corruptus means. Do you know why you're here? Perhaps any strange portal you fell into?

[inverted-mouse]

"they talked about portal before i ended up here but i never saw it. appeared here just like any other time i appear somewhere new. i think they talked about horse girl being in the portal."

[tazunatwo]

Ah, you must be referring to the umamusume. Yes, they exist in this world, and seem to be the main "difference" from other, vastly different worlds.

[inverted-mouse]

"they wanted to go to umamusumay world but couldnt because portal would hurt them sometimes. does that mean no big box. i was lonely in the big box."

[tazunatwo]

Um... yes, that means no big box. Interesting...

Well, tell me more about yourself, "Mickey".

[inverted-mouse]

"yellow liquid grows in me and makes it hard to breathe sometimes. when that happens i take my head off and it starts disappearing so i can breathe again. they were very happy that they dont have to clean up the yellow liquid."

"sometimes when i thought they would hurt me i would attack them to make them go away. i dont like attacking anyone. i dont think any of them were hurt forever but they always got angry with me. they havent scared me for a while so i dont have to hurt them."

[tazunatwo]

uh............. well... that's certainly... interesting. If it's alright, I would like to send you to our nurse for a full medical examination, for... several reasons.

[inverted-mouse]

"is nurse for fixing hurt people. if it wont hurt me then we can go to it."

[tazunatwo]

Correct, the nurse is for helping you heal. @stripytigernurse , could you please... have a look at this one?

[stripytigernurse]

Uh... maybe? The only alien I've dealt so far has been Neo Universe, and she barely even counts.

I'll do my best.

[tazunatwo]

Technically your colleagues count as aliens, those from the rift are from another world.

[stripytigernurse]

Huh, never thought of it like that. Nia and I can definitely help.

[inverted-mouse]

"...Wanna see my head come off?"

Well, it's certainly a way to start a visit to the nurse.

[stripytigernurse]

Not really.

*Shima begins her examinations of the strange mouse*

[inverted-mouse]

Its entire body, clothes included, is made of what seems to be solidified ink, but that wouldn't normally be strong enough to hold something like this together. If you put a stethoscope to it, you might hear a liquid sloshing around inside. There's no sign of veins or any organs at all.

It struggles with vision tests, needing to be very close to something to make it out in any detail. Its hearing, however, is almost perfect, picking up on the subtlest of sounds. It's a bit hard to tell where exactly on its large ears it hears from.

Although it doesn't light it up as much as it should, a bright enough light can reveal the inside of its head to be... hollow? While most of the body is very thick, it only hides a hollow interior. Yet it still needs to breathe.

Sticking a needle through it (if you can keep it calm) would reveal yellow, chunky blood in its torso. Releasing any of it to the open air causes it to vanish at a noticeable speed, certainly faster than water.

[stripytigernurse]

Ok... seems to be a type of golem? I don't know... this is not normal biology.

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[tazunatwo]

...I see. Well, Mickey, I have no idea what the boxes or new corruptus means. Do you know why you're here? Perhaps any strange portal you fell into?

[inverted-mouse]

"they talked about portal before i ended up here but i never saw it. appeared here just like any other time i appear somewhere new. i think they talked about horse girl being in the portal."

[tazunatwo]

Ah, you must be referring to the umamusume. Yes, they exist in this world, and seem to be the main "difference" from other, vastly different worlds.

[inverted-mouse]

"they wanted to go to umamusumay world but couldnt because portal would hurt them sometimes. does that mean no big box. i was lonely in the big box."

[tazunatwo]

Um... yes, that means no big box. Interesting...

Well, tell me more about yourself, "Mickey".

[inverted-mouse]

"yellow liquid grows in me and makes it hard to breathe sometimes. when that happens i take my head off and it starts disappearing so i can breathe again. they were very happy that they dont have to clean up the yellow liquid."

"sometimes when i thought they would hurt me i would attack them to make them go away. i dont like attacking anyone. i dont think any of them were hurt forever but they always got angry with me. they havent scared me for a while so i dont have to hurt them."

[tazunatwo]

uh............. well... that's certainly... interesting. If it's alright, I would like to send you to our nurse for a full medical examination, for... several reasons.

[inverted-mouse]

"is nurse for fixing hurt people. if it wont hurt me then we can go to it."

[tazunatwo]

Correct, the nurse is for helping you heal. @stripytigernurse , could you please... have a look at this one?

[stripytigernurse]

Uh... maybe? The only alien I've dealt so far has been Neo Universe, and she barely even counts.

I'll do my best.

[tazunatwo]

Technically your colleagues count as aliens, those from the rift are from another world.

[stripytigernurse]

Huh, never thought of it like that. Nia and I can definitely help.

[inverted-mouse]

"...Wanna see my head come off?"

Well, it's certainly a way to start a visit to the nurse.

[stripytigernurse]

Not really.

*Shima begins her examinations of the strange mouse*

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[tazunatwo]

...I see. Well, Mickey, I have no idea what the boxes or new corruptus means. Do you know why you're here? Perhaps any strange portal you fell into?

[inverted-mouse]

"they talked about portal before i ended up here but i never saw it. appeared here just like any other time i appear somewhere new. i think they talked about horse girl being in the portal."

[tazunatwo]

Ah, you must be referring to the umamusume. Yes, they exist in this world, and seem to be the main "difference" from other, vastly different worlds.

[inverted-mouse]

"they wanted to go to umamusumay world but couldnt because portal would hurt them sometimes. does that mean no big box. i was lonely in the big box."

[tazunatwo]

Um... yes, that means no big box. Interesting...

Well, tell me more about yourself, "Mickey".

[inverted-mouse]

"yellow liquid grows in me and makes it hard to breathe sometimes. when that happens i take my head off and it starts disappearing so i can breathe again. they were very happy that they dont have to clean up the yellow liquid."

"sometimes when i thought they would hurt me i would attack them to make them go away. i dont like attacking anyone. i dont think any of them were hurt forever but they always got angry with me. they havent scared me for a while so i dont have to hurt them."

[tazunatwo]

uh............. well... that's certainly... interesting. If it's alright, I would like to send you to our nurse for a full medical examination, for... several reasons.

[inverted-mouse]

"is nurse for fixing hurt people. if it wont hurt me then we can go to it."

[tazunatwo]

Correct, the nurse is for helping you heal. @stripytigernurse , could you please... have a look at this one?

[stripytigernurse]

Uh... maybe? The only alien I've dealt so far has been Neo Universe, and she barely even counts.

I'll do my best.

[tazunatwo]

Technically your colleagues count as aliens, those from the rift are from another world.

[stripytigernurse]

Huh, never thought of it like that. Nia and I can definitely help.

[inverted-mouse]

Mimd explaining to me what exactly you are? - @tazunatwo

It stops in its tracks as it hears you and turns its head to face you. It doesn't move an inch and says nothing.

[tazunatwo]

...hello?

[inverted-mouse]

"...Hey." Its distorted voice almost sounds hesitant. It slowly steps towards you until within an arm's length.

"Follll-ow?" It does not clarify who would be following who, but it doesn't seem like it knows where it's going.

...Communication does not appear to be this thing's strong suit.

[tazunatwo]

Not follow, explain. I'd like to know why uou're in Tracen Academy. You aren't a student, or staff member, and you don't have a guest lanyard.

[inverted-mouse]

"Apppeared, heere." The mouse points at the ground.

[tazunatwo]

...

*sigh* the rift gets more confusing every day. I think the students will be scared of you, come, let's take this conversation to my office.

[inverted-mouse]

It moves with Tazuna through the halls, never once swinging its arms. It turns its head towards every new sound it hears, mostly muffled conversations in classrooms, but thankfully, it remains near Tazuna.

[tazunatwo]

*Eventually, the two end up in Tazuns's office*

Alright... now, who and what exactly are you? If you have trouble speking, we have paper you can write on.

[inverted-mouse]

Gripping the pencil the best it can given its hand size, it starts writing. The text is big and messy English, but legible.

"they call me mickey. when i wake up somewhere new they find me and bring me to a big box to stay in. always talking about new corruptus. sometimes they ask me what new corruptus is but i still dont know. sometimes I can sneak out and look at papers. some of them get mad at me after. some of them run away from me."

[tazunatwo]

...I see. Well, Mickey, I have no idea what the boxes or new corruptus means. Do you know why you're here? Perhaps any strange portal you fell into?

[inverted-mouse]

"they talked about portal before i ended up here but i never saw it. appeared here just like any other time i appear somewhere new. i think they talked about horse girl being in the portal."

[tazunatwo]

Ah, you must be referring to the umamusume. Yes, they exist in this world, and seem to be the main "difference" from other, vastly different worlds.

[inverted-mouse]

"they wanted to go to umamusumay world but couldnt because portal would hurt them sometimes. does that mean no big box. i was lonely in the big box."

[tazunatwo]

Um... yes, that means no big box. Interesting...

Well, tell me more about yourself, "Mickey".

[inverted-mouse]

"yellow liquid grows in me and makes it hard to breathe sometimes. when that happens i take my head off and it starts disappearing so i can breathe again. they were very happy that they dont have to clean up the yellow liquid."

"sometimes when i thought they would hurt me i would attack them to make them go away. i dont like attacking anyone. i dont think any of them were hurt forever but they always got angry with me. they havent scared me for a while so i dont have to hurt them."

[tazunatwo]

uh............. well... that's certainly... interesting. If it's alright, I would like to send you to our nurse for a full medical examination, for... several reasons.

[inverted-mouse]

"is nurse for fixing hurt people. if it wont hurt me then we can go to it."

[tazunatwo]

Correct, the nurse is for helping you heal. @stripytigernurse , could you please... have a look at this one?

[stripytigernurse]

Uh... maybe? The only alien I've dealt so far has been Neo Universe, and she barely even counts.

I'll do my best.

[attack-of-the-lady-manager]

~♪ If I have to choose a rose in this garden of romance Maybe we could take this chance? Maybe you're my love! ♫~

Fellow students of Tracen Academy and members of Umablr, it is I, Houshakuji Renge, lady manager and expert in all things related to love here to offer my services to you. Have you ever found yourself looking at your schedule, questioning when you'll find time to do it all? Have you ever wondered if you're making the best work out of all your assets to fit into your niche type and please your fans? Do you have an unrequited crush and have no clue what do about it? Look no further than Renge's services!

My hard-won* knowledge, all at your disposal. Isn't Umablr such an incredible place? Now, I wanna see everyone go out there and make connections, touch hearts, and win races! ☆

*Disclaimer: All of Renge's love knowledge is second-hand from shojo manga and otome games. Hey, she worked hard to unlock all of those secret endings!

♬~ And I would like to find A hand like yours to take mine And with one kiss We could stop time and I'd fall in love with you! ♪~

// hi, its @get-groovei finally dipping my toes into umablr! please say hello to renge from ouran high school host club, now an umamusume with no interest in racing, except the race to win someone's heart. she's attending tracen to learn all about what it takes to become a trainer and help umas to bloom into typical shojo masterpieces <3

tagging:

#a lady manager's diary - renge's posts #message from a lady manager - renge's reblogs #a lady manager's work is never done - renge's asks #from beyond the high power motor - ooc posts

anons: (afaik, i don't think umablr really uses anon tags besides named anons, but if you want one, feel free to request an emoji tag! i'll keep track of them here)

rules:

be kind

no hardcore nsfw, try to keep everything appropriate for around a teenage audience

shipping/multishipping welcome

doubles interactions welcome

please be patient with me, i'm doing my best

rules to be updated as necessary

[stripytigernurse]

We have a therapist? Can I get their number?

@thelisteningnightraven

[stripytigernurse]

You got anything for anxiety?

We got a therapist and I have some over the counter anxiety meds.

[guribot]

i'm always saying this

[stripytigernurse]

Actually, it's probably the blue light and eye strain from too much gaming that's causing the migraine.

[unihemispherical]

Have you been meditating like I suggested?

@stripytigernurse

Mhm! Having a lot of time to just think to myself is pretty helpful!

[stripytigernurse]

That's good to hear, Uni. Have a nice night!

[stripytigernurse]

That was a mistake......

- the milk maid anon

Yes it was.

[stripytigernurse]

*Gives you Tiger milk*

- Milk Maid anon

No thanks, I'm vegetarian.

[tracen-post-office]

From Milk Maid Anon:

Do you mean vegan? Milk is vegeterian! Also, it's made with alchemy!

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From the REAL Milk Maid Anon:

"IMPOSTER! I bet you don't even brew it with alchemy like I do!"

[tracen-post-office]

From the real REAL milk maid anon:

Hey! I'm the real milk maid anon! Don't go claiming I'm some kind of imposter!!

[tracen-post-office]

From the Actual Milk Maid Anon:

"Fine, here's some milk. Drink it."

Gives you cow milk.

[tracen-post-office]

From the TRUE mik maid anon:

f-fine! But only if you drink mine! Baka

*Hands you milk maid milk*

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From the milk maid anon:

Only if you drink mine!

*Hands you milk maid milk*

[tracen-post-office]

From the Actual Milk Maid Anon:

"You know, there's a reason I default to almond milk."

Downs both offerings of milk before clutching her stomach.

[tracen-post-office]

From the truest of true milk maid anons:

W-wait, you're lactose intolerant???

*She drinks the cows milk*

Also sorry for the double, I think I temporarily mitosed or something...

[tracen-post-office]

From the Actual Milk Maid Anon:

"Also this milk is expired."

[stripytigernurse]

I'm just going to call this here before both of you go crazy trying to outmilk each other, because it's clear to me that the Actual Milk Maid Anon is the OG. Mostly from the formatting, but also... she's stuck with that label for most of this argument while the other has changed their label several times.

[stripytigernurse]

"Oh.. I should not have drank that..."

- Actual Milk Maid Anon

Don't you worry, I'll fix you right up. Expired milk is nasty.

[theravenflies]

Fun fact- when I was a baby, my parents pretty quickly started suspecting I had autism. Like, before I even hit the year mark. They got me assessed four different times. the first one was when I was a baby, and they're pretty sure the only reason their concerns were brushed off is because I was a girl, and most people thought girls couldn't be autistic. Two times were when I was a toddler, after I was talking and walking, because they noticed I was happier to sort my toys than actually play with them. Both times, that doctor (different doctor from the first) firmly decided I couldn't possibly be autistic because- get this- I started talking early. And the fourth one was when I was getting ready to start preschool, because they were really like "Okay, there's no way she isn't, the doctors must have been wrong." And again, they were told I wasn't autistic because if I was, they would know already. Since I wasn't already diagnosed, I clearly wasn't autistic. It must just be from my brain injury

I am level two autistic. I am visibly autistic and always have been. And I still got misdiagnosed as not autistic four times for complete nonsense reasons.

So no, I don't think not being professionally diagnosed means one isn't autistic.

[stripytigernurse]

*Gives you Tiger milk*

- Milk Maid anon

No thanks, I'm vegetarian.

[tracen-post-office]

From Milk Maid Anon:

Do you mean vegan? Milk is vegeterian! Also, it's made with alchemy!

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From the REAL Milk Maid Anon:

"IMPOSTER! I bet you don't even brew it with alchemy like I do!"

[tracen-post-office]

From the real REAL milk maid anon:

Hey! I'm the real milk maid anon! Don't go claiming I'm some kind of imposter!!

[tracen-post-office]

From the Actual Milk Maid Anon:

"Fine, here's some milk. Drink it."

Gives you cow milk.

[stripytigernurse]

Is this for me or the imposter?