[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[crowdokobolds]

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

[paracetem]

[miragefannumber3]

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

[kosmogrl]

[growtiredofpublicvulnerability]

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[pankendev]

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

[pankendev]

currently trying

[ryebreadgf]

[starrynet]

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[stinkylittlegnome]

[angel-demiel]

[steveyockey]

aftercare but for your job

[greenvelvetchaise]

no youre not unlovable its just 11:54pm on a thursday