Investing in Gray Hairs

Fandom old; she/her; demisexual. Fandom philosophy: "No coded messages. Just embrace The Stupid." Shipping my ships and following my whimsy wherever it takes me. Lover of BAMFs and monsters. Mature content occasionally known to appear. NOTE TO NEW PEOPLE: I BEG you to make an icon/put stuff on your blog. You look like a bot if you don't, and will be blocked. (Credit to @lookhereiam for the icon and @brilcrist for the header.) @investinggrayhairs on bluesky

[investingingrayhairs]

When fandom wank goes into overdrive, and The Discourse invades your space, recall Mystery Science Theater 3000's words of wisdom:

[belladonnaprice-deactivated2025]

[dancinbutterfly]

Good motherfucking god

[foldingfittedsheets]

OH MY GOD THATS EXACTLY WHAT ITS LIKE

[floatinglonewanderer]

EXACTLY

[pyrrhiccomedy]

When I finally got medicated for ADHD, I asked why insomnia was such a problem for me.

The doctor paused, and then said, thoughtfully: "Well, you see, you also have ADHD at night."

[headspace-hotel]

why is it a banger

[ulibeanzz]

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!

[han-ban-bam]

Bluesky sketch dump !! It’s been a minute but big projects are on the way plz enjoy scribbles and such

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[iniuriart]

Devotion

Work I created for the Kingdom Come: Deliverance II Anniversary fan zine, which you can still order here ⚔️

All raised funds are donated to the Rattay Bell Tower Restoration Project ❤️‍🔥

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[thecrowsteeth]

🖤 Them

Incredible but true, I have finished a art despite the ongoing horrors

[procne]

i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.

[swimmingblue]

someone who's confused but who's got the spirit has the best thing, which is respect. the other stuff is secondary. I'd take someone who's messing up but doing their best to treat me respectfully any day over someone who's using the right words to do me wrong.

[brilcrist]

Protective hubby mode, reverse version~ 😤😤

Previous version over HERE

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[decanonisation]

View of Dresden by Moonlight, 1839, Johan Christian Dahl

[investingingrayhairs]

[ccattnipp]

pov: you’re the spectral cat

[boygirlwizard]

thumbs down emoji

[investingingrayhairs]