my god these bitches gay

riagun || 20s || they || married i like fantasy and anime

[aziraphaleapologist]

i’ve only seen a few episodes of four’s era but i found this outtake and i’m fuckinf crying because of it. why does he say it as if that’s his actual line

[omnidudes-deactivated20240202]

I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.

[8ball-wizard]

top five penis spells

5. creature-ify penis

4. penis widener

3. urethral surprise

2. penis crunch

1. PENIS BLAST

[skenpiel]

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

[punkitt-is-here]

element of loyalty

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Making evil purchases at the supervillainmarket

[jabbaimond]

What did u buy

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Dark Groceries

[punkitt-is-here]

local horse woman voted most Male Living Space of all time

[punkitt-is-here]

sigma mare behavior part two

[1percentcharge]

stop listening to music and start listening to the sounds of nature. the “eagles?”The “rolling stones?” The “beetles?” Come into the beautiful forest with me and you will find all of those things friend…. I promise….If you just believe<3

[1percentcharge]

In the beautiful forest you will also encounter the “mountain goats” and “corn” and “monkeys” and the “killers” and the-what do you mean what was that last one? Nothing haha don’t worry about it…………… <3

[tumbwr]

xtracts you. fucking extracts you

[tumbwr]

something beautiful is happening

[egg-buddy]

[tumbwr]

hi little gatito. do u need help

[birthdaysongs]

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

[cheaphalloweencostume]

deleted that post bc i didn’t wanna make it seem like i promote appropriating religious symbols for goth cred (except catholicism)

[georgeboleyn-againstovertime]

Are you sayin that you support appropriatin Catholicism for goth cred but not other religions? If so, why?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cause all their crucifixes have jesus looking like a nasty nine inch nails music video baddie

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

*Don't Be So Emotional* is a curse that immediately makes all listeners hostile.

You can utilize this curse by forcing your mortal enemy to speak this phrase out loud to the nearest woman, who will then attempt to kill them.

[theinformationcollector]

TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

via beatlyzer.com

[endorphinmachine]

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

[sixthrock]

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

[soapoey]

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[himejoshikomaeda]

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

[himejoshikomaeda]

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

[soapoey]

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

[himejoshikomaeda]

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

[soapoey]

The scary holes have started oil fracking

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[billiewena]

“spam rebloggers are annoying” no. spam rebloggers are my best friends. spam rebloggers brighten my darkest of days. spam rebloggers single-handedly keep me employed as a tumblerina.

[leonardotaku]

[neowoke-blog]

Shut the fuck up you anime piece of shit

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Crying right now because trans people are so amazing… Smoking weed too… Merry Christmas…

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Smoking TWO blunts this year… All for you, trans people.