InvisibleIngrid

I'm the girl who wrote a song about lasagne and this is my blog. Enjoy!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Will Smith)

[onlytwitterpics]

[yotsuyugoebrutus]

Me: I barely have any money left, I should stop spending it *Anything even remotely distressing happens* Me:

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Some things can not be expunged from memory

[gahhhdamn]

please lmdao

[lomasdope]

a relationship with a good flirt to roast ratio

[perfunctory]

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

[immaplatypus]

SO I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVIE ON AMAZON AND NOT ONLY ARE THE SUBTITLES DELAYED BY AN ENTIRE TWO MINUTES

BUT THOSE FIRST TWO MINUTES ARE OCCUPIED BY SUBTITLES FOR THE FREAKING???? RUBBER DUCKIE THEME SONG FROM SESAME STREET????

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

[immaplatypus]

i just want to have a normal night for once

[fuckstaffposts]

You declined having a normal night when you started watching the Jimmy neutron movie on Amazon

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[gothicprep]

remember when jared leto absolutely terrorized his suicide squad castmates and turned himself into a laughing stock bc he misinterpreted what method acting is, only to have 7 minutes of screen time and be cut from most of the film’s promotional material? i know it was a while ago now but i dnt think anything more satisfying will happen in our lifetime

[respectfulmemes]

[respectfulmemes]

[lookskindadeadinside]

I need at least a gigabyte someone give me an adult dog

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

Yesterday may have been the day Squidward went to the future....

But today is the grand opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2!

[norbertjr]

I can’t believe Spongebob locked Squidward in the freezer so he wouldn’t have any competition for the manager’s position at the Krusty Krab 2.

[ithelpstodream]

[ithelpstodream]

[especiallyecho]

Ah yes, the ripe old age of 18 and over.

[rorysaur-deactivated20181218]

Hate to ruin the fun but…

[ithelpstodream]

Nice try though.

[ithelpstodream]

The new Secretary of Education.