veronica

snap: coolstorybr06 insta: veronicaa706 26. NJ.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’m washin me and my bones

Bitch

[haruhis-dumpster]

she drunk as fuck

[dailyfrogs]

the f in frog stands for friendship

[dailyfrogs]

the r in frog stands for respect

[dailyfrogs]

the o in frog stands for optimism

[frogginbloggin]

the g in frog stands for green

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

[intriga-hounds]

MEH!!!

[gentlealien]

the Gentle Alien is unsure of how these peace talks are going

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

[itsmangospice]

revolutionary

[slapandticklelol]

i feel a primal anger similar to the catholic church when told the sun doesn’t revolve around the earth

[milky-katzchen]

HES LIVING IN 3018

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dojacat]

[alisonzai]

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

screenshots dont do this justice

[broitsablog]

*inhuman clicking*

[frostychica]

the millennial steve irwin

[livemasbrand-deactivated2017053]

at the press of a button burt will send you his bees

[randomitemdrop]

Item: portable button that summons bees

[ownthiscarcrashlife]

LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

now theres 

Eevee

Flareon

Vaporeon

Jolteon

Espeon

Umbreon

Leafeon

Glaceon

Sylveon, and finally

Celinedion

[chaka1987-deactivated20230114]

I don’t know what I expected.

[snorlaxatives]

What do you think of girls with glasses??

i’m glad they can see

[thebootydiaries]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice

[baracknobama]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[robertcapajpg]

the spider: *bites peter*

peter: this is so sad alexa play radioactive

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.