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sunny | she/her I Could Not Wait Too Be Your Friend 🦚🌟 ☆

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[ampervadasz]

[summerash17]

Advanced maneuvers

[hoodiegal]

Schmovement

[bunniope]

amazing digital porpoise

[sheikahfication]

Computer make this guy pathetic and crying

[sheikahfication]

Computer strip him of all his morals then touch him inappropriately

[sharkfiinn]

see her fabulous

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dejavudeath]

[vonnegutism]

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kabber]

[mortalityplays]

my disco elysium character ass childhood

[mortalityplays]

I saw a poll on here in passing recently about where people first learned about the concept of lesbians, and the possible responses were all like "knew one", "taught about them", "saw them on TV". girl I learned about lesbians because when I was four I got obsessed with a girl in my class and kept imagining elaborate arthurian scenarios where one or other of us was revealed to secretly be a (male) knight in disguise, but after a while I got so frustrated that I couldn't progress the situation beyond that fantasy that I went to my parents and asked "are girls allowed to marry girls" and they went well. not yet. sit down, kid.

[mortalityplays]

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you are split in half."

- Mark "Cleftin" Twain

[born-from-a-fish]

I love my husband 💕

[beadyeyes]

[heatandapathy]