[whenimyoungandtrue]

day 1 of tumblr well i dont really have anything to say ill just reblog some thing i like..

day 394849 of tumblr live blogging cooking onions

[soshinee]

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

[soshinee]

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

[ipadhannibal]

#suffering bc I still have terrible seasonal allergies and its hot as fuck and the allergy meds i take make me sleepy all the time

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[marsuk-06]

🩸 A slightly messy redraw from the Devil’s Minion visual novel

So excited to see them again this new season

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[technofinch]

Whatever.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[victusinveritas]

[razielim]

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

[van1llaskys]

[loveridden1999]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[byjove]

Inflation has made me not understand prices anymore in the sense that I no longer understand what an appropriate price for any food is. Is a $5 bag of chips a good deal? Because that sounds fucking insane to 2018 me. And yet, that is how much they cost.

[ozempicofficial]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[ipadhannibal]

Remembering Daniel and Armand's eyes are the same colour now makes me start shaking violently everytime

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[fanqiees]

happy pride month from iwtv the world where gay is the norm and straight a minority