ireallylikedice

Hi! I'm Mystery. they/them! Welcome to my blog! Nothing's organized. Good luck 🤙

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[phantoms-lair]

[laurenyyyyyyyyy]

@blue-wolfe is this right

[creekfiend]

on this website I frequently find myself feeling like ron swanson at home depot

[hypokeimena]

#when people tell you youre wrong when you are actually wrong: embarrassing! but tolerable #when people tell you you are wrong when RON SWANSON AT HOME DEPOT I KNOW MORE THAN YOU: #MOST HARROWING HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

[creekfiend]

funniest tag humanly possible. thank you for your correction, accuracy is important to me.

[bubblegum-gf]

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[segamascott]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[tbdagent]

why does the wikipedia page for paranoid personality disorder have some kind of goblin on it

[tbdagent]

[longingforthecosmos]

no more goblin

[tbdagent]

what have i done

[an-unexpected-duck]

[k1ttygam3r]

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[frostops]

sometimes a genderswap manga will directly touch on the nature of transmisogyny

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[kosmogrl]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to dress in this style for the rest of your life!

(you do not have to follow the beliefs associated with the style if that style has associated beliefs. The wheel curse does not affect anything like that.)

Do you like it?

yes!!

it's okay I guess

no

NO.

I dress like this already

results/other/unsure

Voting ended on14h

[kubb-is-a-swedish-lawn-game]

the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt

[murasaki-cha]

I was literally thinking "Damn Eva Stratt went through this" and then I reached the end. My dear personal friend Eva Stratt....

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

[grac3yn]

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

[troutreznor]

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