bachelors beware;;

“ men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power. ” ― Gloria Steinem { indie irene adler. Blog established June 2012. Previously pleasedontunderestimatehim. }

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irene is a TEXT/IM ONLY muse at this point. you can reach me on kik or over on @velmstxr​. thank you, darlings ;; 

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{ OPEN RP }

“I wish we’d met before they convinced you LIFE is war.”

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        “ it’s too late for such PHILOSOPHIES,             my dearest. “

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      In honor of international women’s day (and tumblr’s LACK of awareness)        this list is complied of female Canon and OC characters from every fandom        that get the short end of the stick, unintentional misogyny, the mary sue,        the whore, the slut, the characters that don’t get the chance they deserve        because they’re women. 

In no particular order:

@the-governments-daughter, @faxwhispererdonna, @gcoopers, @whofavorsfire, @electrascomplexkills @roxymorton @tagalongsusan, @ofhotheads, @prxdigaldaughter @promisingagent @professionallythewoman @purrsuasion @acertainfemininemystique @scarlettjohanssones @doubleohdeath @filiafortissimi @holmescompanions @henriettahippo @hesmyhobby @bondisms @sexdrugsmxrder @sergeantsally @princessandreaofnaos @justmarymorstan @knownconsortofthedoctor @k-beckettt @codenamemorgana @ladyamazonshebeast @lovemorgupaludan @lipstickheelsandagun @likeputtingwingsonlead @luckiiiest @x–letsslipaway @xunconquerableheartx @xharlixus @crighbaby @kingsmanroundtable @caught-in-the-wi-fi @babydxhl @thexdevilsxsecretary @motherholmes @mollythepathologist @dr-kimiko-kujo @blackeyedthorn @surreptitiouslargolamb @ofopulence @cxllmeroxy, @thedrunkenoldersister @ingenivm @nikita-rps @atasteofeuphoria @morethandarkcorners, @evelynmoriarty, @irexeadlxr, @in-protecor, @theworldfellapart, @hurrxcanechxld, @clarawatsxn, @thesxkxvianwitch @noplacexintheworld @replantedorchid, @flambcyant @madeforwonder, @princesscatolyn, @teabiscuitsandbulletholes, @gunmetalgreyeyes, @tigrcss @harriwatts, @dunhcm @badassxprincess @txchkitten,  @theprojectofangels @bloodstainedsecond  @smoakinoverwxtch @detectivesally @kateofbelgravia @knownconsortofthedoctor @justmarymorstan @tonotendupjaded @meg-justmeg @ingxnii @swordmaidensif  @hisferaltigress  And to all the female muses I wasn’t able to tag because tumblr wasn’t about that life. 

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between the holidays, my three-year blog anniversary ( 26 december ), the new year, my birthday ( 5 january ), and sherlock’s birthday ( 6 january ), a LOT of stuff is going down this time of year. in the three years i’ve been running this blog, i’ve seen my fair share of ups and downs in the community, but to be honest? i LOVE it here all the same. i’ve met some amazingly talented people and some of the BEST friends i could ever ask for. under the cut, i’ll be honouring some of those people, but now on to the fun stuff !!

the giveaway

GRAND PRIZE (1) person: one dozen georgetown cupcakes shipped right to your door, free of charge ( disclaimer: must live in the lower 48 states and have a physical non-P.O. box address to claim this prize. if you win and this is not the case, then you get one $50 e-gift card for whatever you want basically and i am sorry that shipping rules on cupcakes exist )

RUNNER UP (2) people: a promo graphic for your blog made by yours truly

the rules

must be following ME

winners will be chosen & cupcakes ordered on 14 FEBRUARY ( so i can get a paycheck to cover them )

only REBLOGS count as entries

NO LIMITS on reblogs but you know, don’t spam your followers

good luck !!

Keep reading

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writing irene flying into blind rage is one my favorite things ;;

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starter call;;

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“    a decapitated nun.    “ crimson lips curled upwards, a smile bordering on fond for the tableau before her. 

        “ oh, yes, i see. beautiful, darling.           simply. i’m sure you’ll be able to           sell it to some awful fetishist when           you’re done. “

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Send in kinks you think my muse has.

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HOLD THE PHONE. how long has my theme been this fucked up ? 

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“ i’m a f r a i d. i’m afraid i’m going to destroy you. i don’t want you to be like me, molly. i’m no good. and no one, not even you, can c h a n g e that. ”

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Reblog if

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you’re open to roleplay the following:

● abuse ( emotional, physical, drug etc.)

● crime ( murder, kidnapping, theft etc.)

● action ( fighting, races, weapons etc.)

● relationships as ( enemies, gangs etc.)

[irexeadlxr]

“You would be SHOCKED at the number of tragically straight men in my profession, Irene. You may have to make due with something a bit SUB-PAR to your exceedingly high standards, but you’ll have plenty to choose from.” Sherlock is more preoccupied with EYELINER at the moment, silently thanking god for his steady hand in this and in stitching seams. “Then again, said STRAIGHT men have made exceptions in plenty of cases before.”

    “ profession. “

           snorts the bottled blonde, running a brush            softly through her aforementioned locks.            trying to tease it up a bit, though surely the            london humidity would flatten it again as            soon as they stepped outside.

     “ i don’t know if college porn is        a profession. “

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@irexeadlxr gets a thing university verse ; london, uk

“Please REFRAIN from mentioning that you’re my plus one for this event. I want to find someone to TAKE HOME, not be assumed as straight.” Cruel though the words sounded, he knew she wouldn’t take them as such. They always did love their little sparring matches.

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       “ don’t WORRY. i’d like people to            think i have standards for the men i            entertain. “

                 irene continues to pain the stain onto her                  lips, leaning into the bathroom mirror with                  skepticism in her eyes. her pores are huge.

        “ i hope there are straight men at this            party, or else i’m going to become very            difficult to live with. “

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“You really do SPOIL me, darling, I haven’t the faintest idea what I would do without you.”

    “ i would tell you most men die without        me -- but. “

               they’re far more likely to meet their maker                with her.

    “ you are spoil. pompous and spoiled, at         that. i should get some sort of metal for         putting up with it -- “

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“On, with, or BOTH?” He asked with a grin. “It is my birthday, after all.”

        “ oh darling, whatever you want. you            know that making you happy is the            the only thing that gives my life             meaning ~ “