[11:41] you were watching death note with your boyfriend vernon. a specific character got you annoyed, so you said 'I would write his name in the death note'. vernon looked at you and said, 'well, I would write you in my sex note'

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@iridocyclitisvt
[11:41] you were watching death note with your boyfriend vernon. a specific character got you annoyed, so you said 'I would write his name in the death note'. vernon looked at you and said, 'well, I would write you in my sex note'
[09:38] during the dinner you were invited in, your boyfriend seokmin took your hand and intertwined them. „that‘s how I show how much I like you. but...“, he then pointed down. so you looked under the table. „that‘s how I show how much I love you.“, and you could see that your toes were intertwined.
[3:08] you and your boyfriend minghao went out for jogging. after a while you wanted to drink something, but he was further away and the one who carried the water bottle. after yelling a few times, you knew it was hopeless. he wore earpods. he couldn’t hear you.
The best thing I’ve read in my life.
[10:10] you almost fell asleep, while waiting for your boyfriend soonyoung to finish showering. half asleep, you felt a poke on your back. it was hard and huge. „babe, wake up. i want you to feel it“, soonyoung said. you turned around and saw his freshly moisturized elbow.
idk why this made me laugh so hard but i absolutely love it 😂
alright carats question time who’s your svt bias and who do you identify most with personality-wise?
AU in which woozi is ludwig von koopa and you are bowser’s prisoner
he knew you were someone special and thought, “why’s bowser the one to keep them?”
so he’s on the way to your prison cell
he flutter jumps up in dis bitch, swings his wand and shoots magic blasts to save you
he puts you in his flying thing and flies towards exit. the other koopalings wanted to stop him but nothing can hold him back
he shoots magic fire balls and you both escaped
the end
[10:10] you almost fell asleep, while waiting for your boyfriend soonyoung to finish showering. half asleep, you felt a poke on your back. it was hard and huge. „babe, wake up. i want you to feel it“, soonyoung said. you turned around and saw his freshly moisturized elbow.
[9:38] jun and you were at a party. you just came back from the kitchen and wondered where your boyfriend was. after looking around, you saw him on the balcony. you asked him, “Why are you alone?”. He answered, “I just needed to fart.”
[5:19] you were sitting on the couch watching tv. you prepared fries and opened the bottle of ketchup. while covering your fries with it, your boyfriend mingyu came in. he farted and said, „thank god we‘re this far in our relationship now.“ how do you explain to him that it was the sound of the ketchup bottle?
[3:08] you and your boyfriend minghao went out for jogging. after a while you wanted to drink something, but he was further away and the one who carried the water bottle. after yelling a few times, you knew it was hopeless. he wore earpods. he couldn’t hear you.
100% feel the pain of this happening
“And I oop-😂😂” -me reading any of your post
mood 😂
[6:25] seungkwan gifted you a calendar to start the new year right. it’s a calendar with photos of his butt.
…are you sure it’s not.a gift from Vernon to you?? Cause this sounds like something Vernon would do, considering
👀 I see u Vernon
imagine seungkwan visiting you and he sees that calendar, wondering how you got all these photos of his butt
plot twist. you visit seungkwan and you wonder how he got a calendar full of your butt.
just vernon things
@iridocyclitisvt for u~
[6:25] seungkwan gifted you a calendar to start the new year right. it’s a calendar with photos of his butt.
…are you sure it’s not.a gift from Vernon to you?? Cause this sounds like something Vernon would do, considering
👀 I see u Vernon
imagine seungkwan visiting you and he sees that calendar, wondering how you got all these photos of his butt
plot twist. you visit seungkwan and you wonder how he got a calendar full of your butt.
just vernon things
[8:17] you had a sore throat, so joshua wanted to help you to recover. he sat on your bed and handed you a cup of hot tea. „cause that‘s what you are ... a hottie.“
[4:05] you and vernon were messing around in his bed. then he pulls out a lightsaber dildo and grinned,“may the fourth be with you.“
[2:49] there was only one cookie left and both seokmin and you wanted it. after disturbingly watching what was on your phone, he left the cookie for you. it was the ‚adore u‘ mv.
WOW GUYS THANKS FOR 300+ FOLLOWER !! 💕