I cant think of a freaking title.

[staffs-secret-blog]

I love whoevers in charge of their twitter

[sincerethoughtsblog]

Pride and Prejudice (2005) is a timeless classic because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when the movie came out in 2005 😭

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

Hi the only thing I care about today is Susan Sarandon's twitter

[thenib]

Kendra Wells.

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

no fucking way

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

GET ME OUT IF NEW YORK NOWWW😭😭😭😭

[cheltrei]

[whatleighdoesnext]

Twitter stealing our ideas again

[the-gay-cryptid]

No, they can have this one. I think it would be funny

[ousia-poetica]

An old Inca prophecy tells that one day the beasts will arm themselves and conquer the world, I think the time has come. Illustration by Lily Seika Jones.

[vintageadvertising]

70’s ad for Asbestos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[plaguedocboi]

Do ppl realize that Ebinizer Scrooge isn’t bad because he dislikes Christmas, he’s bad because he’s greedy and selfish and pays his employees poverty wages and has no concern whether other people live or die

[tooquirkytolose]

How Lucky I Am :)

[pinepickled]

I love the sort of Justice League dynamic where Batman is a complete cryptid who only shows up sometimes and the only person who can act normally around him is Clark. In this au verse Batman is like one of those drawings where he's just a black shape with eyes so none of the JL can see that he's actually human, and all of them are absolutely flabbergasted at how normal Clark can act around Bats. Like he's normally quiet and keeps to himself, only occasionally chatting with Clark, so the JL don't really know what to expect when he addresses them all.

Example:

Batman: I need to leave early today

Green Lantern: What? Why?

Batman, dark and brooding, gravelly voice dead pan: I have a little league game to attend.

Superman: oh! Tell Robin i wish him luck!

Batman: hn.

The rest of the JL: ?????????? Robin is Batman's kid??

Example 2 (inspired by @/batshit-birds)

Batman: This is Red Hood. He is my little boy.

The JL: *looking at the tall, buff, grown ass man with guns on his hips and who sounds like the opposite of inhaling helium and who is wearing what is functionally a muzzle with a hood that looks like it used to be a different color before something dark red got all over it*

Red Hood: hi

Clark: Good to see you again Hood! How're the others?

And the only reason Clark can be so normal around them is because he and Batman work together often because Metropolis and Gotham are so close by, and Clark has had to babysit unruly Robins when Batman needed a day off. He's seen all their spoopy tricks and knows that under the cowl and mask there is just a normal man who's really good at freaking people out.

[ameba-from-space]

I think it would be even better if only clark could understand him, like:

Batman: *mumbles something that sounds like a growl*

Clark: Oh come b, you know that's not true

Batman: *Snarls*

Clark: Ok you drama queen

Rest of JL: ?????WTF????

Or

Bruce: *mumbles unintelligiblely*

Clark: *starts laughing* Goddamit B you know I'm weak to that joke

Oliver passing by: That was a joke????

[alithiasigma]

In the second version, he does it deliberately. He could totally talk to the rest of the league like normal people, but seeming like a mysterious vaguely grumbling figure makes things a lot easier. Like not having to talk to Hal or Ollie.

[frostbittenbucky]

Sometimes pretending to be a growling figure of the void is self care

[tumblingxelian]

Given Spoiler's original uniform had the whole shadow face thing, I want her to end up in their headquarters by accident and decide to lean into the cryptid angle for fun. Its a great bonding experience with B.

[guerrillatech]

[amateur-climber-pro-shitposter]

Their mock election was so realistic the school even played the role of the CIA

[witches-ofcolor]

The Israeli military really destroyed a grave yard full of Palestinian bodies for a fucking theme park? The amount of anger and rage I feel towards the Israeli government is fucking unreal. I’m sick to my stomach.  

[gray-warden]

here’s a source: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/palestinians-fear-loved-ones-remains-israel-plans-jerusalem-park-2021-10-26/

you can find more if you look for them

[royalhandmaidens]

and it’s not just any graveyard - it’s centuries old, it was commissioned by salah ad-din himself. there are martyrs buried there. centuries of heritage, history, and culture bulldozed for a biblical park and tourist attraction

this is also not the first time it’s happened. they built the “museum of tolerance” on top of part of the Maman Allah cemetery, which is about a thousand years old and arguably one of the most important and worthy of preservation

it’s not just about the desecration of the dead, which is bad enough on its own, it’s also about a regime that’s intent on erasing a people, their history, their religious expressions, and their cultural monuments - like they were never there. it’s ethnic cleansing, plain and simple.

[haltraveler]

My hatred for Israel’s government just keeps growing

[itsapmseymour]

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

[itsapmseymour]

[roseverdict]

So it's settled? When November 2 rolls around, we're all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

[kazooyah]

no we're gonna put our big boy pants on and do the goddamn caramelldansen dance for once in our lives

[xxtc-96xx]

Well I know what I’ll have to reblog on the 2nd

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[headspace-hotel]

Reading the notes like

[headspace-hotel]

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

[nuka-rockit]

[parasite-core]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

it’s funny because yes, you CAN disable right click save, but it takes like an extra two seconds to get around it because of how images are displayed on websites. (technically you could also just screenshot but this gets you a real jpg)

for example, instagram has disabled right click save. here I am trying to save a picture of this girl with a pumpkin sweater, but I am thwarted by the lack of right click save!

to get around it, right click and go to “inspect” or “inspect element” (it’s called different things depending on what computer you’re using)

shimmy around the webpage code until you find the “src” bit. It will helpfully tell you when you’ve found it because the image, and only the image, will light up as if you selected it.

that source is the link to where the image is hosted on the website. click the link.

find the actual hosted image. right click on that.

check and mate.

[anarcho-red-jay]

reblogging this version so people can piss off the NFT bros better