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treygotguap

I can’t tell you about me. It’s just an experience you gotta come see for yourself

asinglepalepink

“You should make sure to get this thing polished at least twice a year”

Diamonds need been polished once or twice in a year.

allteeensrelate

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

toastbutteregg

catchymemes

3Dpainting in Virtual Reality Space.

dicksmasher

if you tried to explain this to a person from the 1500s they would try to kill you

caffeinatedbraincell

omg

#video

barzum-and-baizli

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

ouijasquiji

“why are you eating ice cream in the winter” BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN GOOD???

bitcoitus

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

bitcoitus

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

all ppl born after 1990 know how to do is reformat resume, submit resume, write cover letter, send emails, never hear back, blame ourselves instead of the state of the world created by those who came before us, cry about it, eat something, reformat resume, subm

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towfriendscaps

sagihairius

there was this version of take me to church that i heard a while a go and it was like

angrier??? and more intense is the only way i can describe it i may have imagined it

sagihairius

FOUND IT

dandiliiontea-deactivated202105

I miss him.

Come back, hozier

#video

lybrptre

miameirohara

miseducatedmelanicmuse

adamsmasher

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

starfire003

Reblogging because someone probably needs to hear this.

queerinthenorth-deactivated2020

“We’re ready for you”

Riiiight.

My bank balance ain’t ready for you.

vethyourhalflingmother

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year