Dank memes bigger than my fucking tears.

Are there any jobs for sarcastic shits

[67888875322467]

Opinions aren’t permanent. It’s okay to change your opinion based on new information.

[fuckyeahfeminist]

Friendly reminder: We’re all learning and growing.

[riftwitch-deactivated20200531]

I feel like society would be a lot less of a mess if we could all remember this.

[robotsandfrippary]

omg that article “Millenials killed the focus group” GIVES ME SO MUCH HOPE.

You want to know why games are stagnant? and movies?  and tv shows?

FOCUS GROUPS.

You can come up with an amazing story, compelling and immersive gameplay, exciting new features that are totally do-able in the time frame you have, with interesting and nuanced characters… and have it all thrown in the toilet because the focus group “doesn’t get it.”  And when you have the chance to meet the focus group it’s usually full of people with the collective IQ of a cabbage who are totally not the demographic that the game is supposed to be for.  They’re like, “Well I didn’t understand why the main character was a girl and she didn’t have big boobs.  that’s what I came here for.” or “Well, I’d really like it to have features more like candy crush.” 

Ever wonder why indy games have the really innovative stuff going on?  THEY DON’T USE FOCUS GROUPS.

the only thing that ever tests well in a focus group is stuff that’s been done before… so that’s why everyone clones all the stupid shit over and over and over and over.

[memethiefsteve]

[heartbeatemoji]

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

[nevermindtheb0ll0cks]

[chachibetch-deactivated20141214]

Heavy…. heavy,

[phoenixresurrected]

Woah

[kaiserneko]

… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.

[catgotyoururl-deactivated201411]

If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?

[redpepprflakes]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[crimeshetyped]

NEVER LET THIS POST DIE

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[theproblematicblogger]

[pr1nceshawn]

Nerdy Relationships: Movies VS Real Life.

[bear-token-with-hexproof]

@asgardian-centaur

[kittyinhighheels]

@thechainguardian

[gholateg]

I was actually worried for a bit when my SO and I started dating, because you’re almost trained to think the left side is gonna happen. And then the right side happens and you’re just like 

This level of happy.  

[kittyinhighheels]

That’s the most adorable thing in the world

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

mindfuck of the day

the alphabet has been saying “hi” to you all these years. and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit

[mikufigurines]

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

to distract everyone from the W

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

before

after

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

what the fuck is that seriously what the fuck is making my computer be a fucking piece of shit

[internetwes]

@baristaboy try this out dude

[ilikeyoshi]

@lambylin

[amis-amai]

y’all didn’t even add a tutorial of how to do this so imma put one right here 1. type in cmd.exe into your windows search and right click on Command Promt search result and select “Run as Administator”. 2. Type/Copypase in  net.exe stop “Windows Search” and make sure Windows Search is in quotations. It should then respond saying “The Windows Search service is stopping” and then tell you it’s stopped. This is only a temp fix though, if you want it switched off permanently then do THIS: 1.  Press the Windows key + R at the same time and type in services.msc. 2.  Scroll until you find Windows Search and double click it to enter its Properties window. 3.  Change the Startup type to Disabled. Apply this change and you can exit out. VOILA, NO MORE TAKEN UP DISK SPACE

[bluecrysto-blog]

Reblog to save a fucking life, FUCK CORTANA.

[stagerevolution]

the night vale twitter confuses me so much though

cuz sometimes its like

or its like

but then sometimes it just

[magicalsapphic-deactivated20171]

My dad has a doppelganger named Eric. For years people have been coming up to him, thinking he was Eric. Sometimes people get a whole conversation going while my dad stands there politely wondering why this stranger is talking to him before they stop, wide eyed, and realize “you’re not Eric.” None of us have ever seen Eric, but we know he’s out there. Sometimes a couple years will go by without an Eric incident and we worry. But then my dad will come home like “good news guys, Eric’s still alive, I met his cousin today.”

[ghostomelon]

This post sent my family into a discussion about dopplegangers and APPARENTLY my mom’s boyfriend once had two kids climb into his car at a gas station and they kept calling him “Uncle Dan” (which is his name) but he had never met them. He kept telling them “I’m not your uncle,” but they just thought he was joking, because, you know, silly Uncle Dan is a REAL jokester. 

In any case the mother finally came over to the car and LITTERALLY thought he was joking until she looked at his face really hard for a couple of seconds, and she proceeded to yank the kids out of the car and appologize profusely. APPARENTLY their Uncle Dan was supposed to pick them up at the same gas station in the SAME car.

Tbh I refuse to believe that this was just coincidence- I’d rather believe that the timelines crossed for one magical moment and he met his alt-universe niece and nephew. 

[itsagifnotagif]

It hurts how relatable this is

[identificat]

Generic Long Text Post from 2012-2014

OP: So why the fuck do barbers have these swirly pole thingys??

1st comment: They siphon the energy of lost hair.

2nd comment: ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS PULL UP A CHAIR AND TAKE A SEAT AT YOUR DESKS BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING.

SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER? ITS A MOTHER FUCKING BOOBLE POOLE FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES.

*60 lines of text you can find from wikipedia*

IM PRETTY PASSIONATE ABOUT BOOBLE POOLES OK?

3rd comment: Things are getting heated up in the Booble Pooles fandom!

End of post

[jupid2]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Anything for Selenas 🙌🏽

[muppetlesbian]

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

And then one time when the show got canceled…

and then when it came back..

[openthehellmouth]

you’re missing my favorite one though

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.