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I’m just here for the fanfics| 21+|

[nctinmotion]

Source: This

[nofingjustaninchident]

older men do it better

[galaxyedging]

'I have zero chance of getting into a relationship in 2025.'

Defeatist, sad, boring

'I have as much chance of dating Pedro Pascal as I do dating anyone else.'

Hopefully, exciting, topical.

[berryispunk]

when the sun and the moon

goes down 🌅 comes up 🌖

[berryispunk]

when the sun and the moon

goes down 🌅 comes up 🌖

[emotionalwords]

June will be filled with happiness. June will be filled with positivity. June will be filled with progress. June will be filled with opportunity. June will be filled with kindness. June will be filled with love.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[penrosesun]

[weaselle]

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

[yeomanstuff]

This. All of this.

[mouthymandalorian]

gif by @joelscruff

Like. Y’all get it right? Y’all get why I’m in tears over this right?

[dollazepines]

thinking about eating 🫶🫶🫶

actually eating 👎👎👎

[silenceinthedark]

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

i will lose so much weight by the end of the year🕯️

[dierexic-deactivated20230804]

portion control.

portion control is the key to success. counting cals is not always reliable and just keeps you paranoid. portion control allows you to eat cute tiny meals without calculating every calorie. it allows you to still have 3 meals a day. portion control is the key. buy tiny dishes and baby spoons with cute designs! makes you look forward to the meals without being paranoid about cals. makes everything easier!

[sicksadstar]

we're getting bad again..

[pesimiizam]

idea

carry a lil notebook w u and write down all ur cravings throughout the day and then write an estimated cal of all of them.

[rottenhumangarbage]

me seeing chubby people: "beautiful perfect amazing stunning"

me seeing myself: "disgusting repulsive abhorrent revolting"

[whitelace-with-pinkbows-deactiv]

[sarcasmismyonlydefense24]

"Not all men..."

Yeah your right José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal would never treat me like this

[theworldsforgottenboy]

Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*