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hey there...im here for chaos and just to fuck with people lmao my main blog is @sk3l3t0n444 if you find this shit funny idfk what else to say

happy normal day

ashes2caches

the cutest group of aliens just abducted me and they’re taking me to tgirl planet.

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unicouniuni

2020.06.20

0palheart

Me when im in an area

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pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

wdapteo

this post is officially a decade old now

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mumblesplash

most fuckable tetris piece

I

O

T

J

L

S

Z

Voting ended onNov 14, 2024

Explain yourself.

mumblesplash

some people might not have seen all of them yet

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i am SO glad people are explaining their choices because one of my favorite parts of what’s going on here is the huge variety of reasons and lines of thinking people are using all to arrive at the exact same answer

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at this point so many of you have independently described similar personality traits for all the tetriminos that i almost feel like i could draw them as people

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they are reading the comments

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some wild shit going on in the notes that’s hard to pick up on if you’re not getting notifications every time someone says anything:

for some reason both people who prefer S AND people who prefer Z say they think Z would be kind of mean

people who Don’t pick the T overwhelmingly assume people who do chose it because it looks like a dick, actual given reasons for picking T lean more toward gameplay versatility, sex toy safety (i.e. they ALL look like dicks but T has a flared base), and personality

there’s a fairly even split on use of gendered pronouns for I, O, T, and Z, but people tend to use she/her for L, J, and especially S

there have been multiple unconnected instances of the phrase ‘triple t spin in the pussy’. this doesn’t really matter it just feels worth mentioning

by and large S and Z fuckers are MUCH more passionate about their choices than L and J fuckers

there’s been a tumblr-typical handful of ‘submissive and breedable’ comments, but as far as i’ve seen only the T piece has people explicitly and directly saying they want to get it pregnant. no idea what caused this. the art seems to have made it worse

mumblesplash

guys stop calling my tetris gijinkas tumblr sexymen. 3 of them are women

elodieunderglass

Going to arrange these posts next to each other for beautiful context

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cottoncandylesbo

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

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cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

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FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

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QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

alphabetcompletionist

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY

25/26

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A(À)BC(Ç)DE(É)FGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY

25/26 (+3)

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hypotenussy

i love it when people use the phrase 'biblically accurate' to describe things that most certainly were not in the bible. "biblically accurate hatsune miku" i don't know if that's true but i am enchanted by the beautiful world you have invented

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