Mundane Bullshirt

Memento Mori

[vainvaihe]

things got a little heated in the gc today

[gallusrostromegalus]

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is

[sushinfood]

Also OP

[idlnmclean]

Tower of Babel by unknown author circa Old Testament.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I hope you all realise that I think of this conversation (specifically the Phoenix Wright animation of it) every time I go to Subway. I had Subway today and thought of this conversation the whole time.

And yes, I had carrot.

[izzunii]

i had to look up the phoenix wright animation of this post and im not disappointed

https://youtu.be/YBAn-k3dgPE

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[madiesunny]

Pop’em in Reverse Bby

This is exactly how this scene went down right?

[anaestica]

THE UNIVERSE IS LITTERED WITH THE CORPSES OF YOUR FAILURES.

[markiplier]

heh

[fischyplier]

Congrats! 🥳

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

[everythingfox]

Best boy

(via)

[irustyrobot]

PSA: It's okay to be disappointed in your elected officials even if you've voted for them. You believed in them and their promises. You gave them a job and they let you down on a very large scale. You can change your mind. Political thought is a spectrum, not a hard line.

My Tumblr will never be about this, but sometimes I have thoughts about things I wish someone would tell or would've told me.

[nyctoheart]

literally if you’re new to tumblr: reblog shit

“it wont fit my aesthetic” make a sideblog. reblog to it.

“i hate tagging” don’t tag then. reblog it anyway.

“but my likes are public” ppl here dont fucking look at your likes. they dont do anything anyway. reblog it.

“you just want attention” jokes on you, I dont make shit anymore. I’m talking about other artists.

“it’s embarrassing” tumblr is an anonymous platform. make a sideblog if you’re too cowardly

“but on twitter its fine to have lurk accounts” well they suck ass here and are assumed to be bots. reblog.

[irustyrobot]

This is aggressively helpful and I approve

[deanu]

If you’re a real human person still using the default tumblr avatar, consider changing it.

why should you change it?

When you guys pop up in our notifications, most seasoned tumblr users will suspect you’re a bot and block on sight.

why do we block immediately?

tumblr has a history of bots trying to infiltrate and establish a connection to a valid, existing blog in order to populate google searches. Simply liking or reblogging a post, not just adding a scam link to it, establishes this connection. Tumblr users don’t want this to happen, especially if it’s a scammy p*rn bot. So, we often block on sight.

So now I have to reblog stuff AND change my pfp?

Well, of course that’s up to you! I just want to explain why you may have been already blocked by an artist/blogger you may have discovered recently, and how you can avoid it in the future.

Reblogging does help creators more than likes because your reblogs will show up on the dash of those that may follow you. Plus, reblogging puts that post on your own blog, and in case the original gets deleted or edited by the OP, it’ll be on your blog like that–forever (or until you delete your blog). Nice.

Here are some free icons created by catalyststuff on freepik. Highly recommend their art for a simple replacement!

[irustyrobot]

This is super cool for the new baboos on here. And even the older the ones who never actually learned how to operate this place (i.e. me)

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

[irustyrobot]

Okay, no, wait, shut up I've had a thought.

Since he's not consecuted, when Essek dies, he's dead forever...

[emphasisonthehomo]

Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.

Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.

Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.

[pectinpeeress]

Allow me to explain,

Studio Bones:

Arakawa:

[happyk44]

Highlights from the tags:

#studio bones thinks hes a whore #arakawa thinks hes an asshole #theyre both correct #fmab from @smartypunk

#what’s interesting is Bones’ art is more like the image that Mustang wants to project #the lazy womanizer who is no threat - which 03 liked to play up #while Arakawa’s art is who he really is #focused and ambitious #inchresting #roy mustang #fma#fullmetal alchemist from @justanotherflailgirl 

#one man raised by cocaine stock brokers #the other raised by prostitutes in a brothel #both war criminals #roy mustang from @correctfullmetalalchemist

[irustyrobot]

"BOTH OF THEM WAR CRIMINALS" 🤣🤣

[elizabethanism]

“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver

[savvysergeant]

[queen-of-the-merry-men]

When writing always remember… a character flaw is only a flaw until becomes useful. 

Is your protagonist manipulative? Well that’s awful… until they manipulate the antagonist into making a decision that saves the lives of their friends. 

Is your protagonist a skeptic? Well that’s not good… until someone tries to lie to them. 

Is your protagonist overprotective? That sucks… until someone they love is in danger. 

Is your protagonist remorseless? Well that makes them pretty unlikeable… until a hard decision has to be made. 

[saeronovace]

[susiephone]

The flipside is also true!

Your protagonist is honest? That’s good… until their survival depends on them being able to lie convincingly.

Your protagonist is brave? That’s good… until they foolishly run headlong into danger without a thought for the consequences.

Your protagonist is forgiving and able to see good in everyone? That’s good… until they continually forgive someone who doesn’t deserve it, and get taken advantage of because they can’t fathom that some people just suck.

Your protagonist is funny? That’s good… until they piss off everyone around them because they don’t seem to be taking the situation seriously, and they keep avoiding dealing with their problems by hiding behind humor.

Most personality traits aren’t inherently good or bad. It’s all about context, and how far they go.

[icy-moons]

okay! quick lesson for a bunch of you new tumblr users who i’m pretty came here from tiktok!

the tags are for content filtering, not just exposure. the tagging system doesn’t just exist for you to get your post out to as many users as you can. the only time i should see a post that has nothing to do with the tag i’m browsing is if a porn bot made it, and that’s a separate problem.

[lordwhatfoolsthismortalsbe]

[daleks-have-the-phonebox]

^^^^^