this ain't macy's bitch

i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

[biodegrade]

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

[armandyke]

“do you have a boyfriend yet?”

“when are you gonna get a job?”

“what are you gonna do with your life?”

[regular-love]

[jailor-deactivated20230520]

excuse me sir, 

i just have to ask you a question

[personalgremlin]

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[averagefairy]

you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees

[averagefairy]

people keep telling me this is the plot of bee movie i honestly never knew… i thought that movie was about a woman trying to fuck a bee

[lookathernow]

Ariana Grande, ending white cis-het misogynists one at a time

[dailyswiftgifs]

Taylor as Olaf in Tampa

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

it’s november 1st merry christmas everyone

[ridleydaisy]

Harris-Burka Family | Halloween (2011 - 2015)

[zerobasematthew-deactivated2024]

[nutaellas-deactivated20160611]

my favorite two words

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[minajroyale]

[jeffprobst]

5 Years ago today, Kanye West dropped ‘Monster’ giving Nicki one of the most acclaimed verses in Hip-Hop History.

[physiqueandfantasy]

Today in feminist history

[danielle-writes]

Some advice for when you’re writing and find yourself stuck in the middle of a scene:

kill someone

ask this question: “What could go wrong?” and write exactly how it goes wrong

switch the POV from your current character to another - a minor character, the antagonist, anyone

stop writing whatever scene you’re struggling with and skip to the next one you want to write

write the ending

write a sex scene

use a scene prompt

use sentence starters

read someone else’s writing

Never delete. Never read what you’ve already written. Pass Go, collect your $200, and keep going.

[bookcharactersthough]

This is the literal best writing advice I have ever read. Period.

[anexperimentallife]

Special note: “Kill someone” means kill someone in the story. Please do not kill random real life passers by every time you hit a block. My lawyer says misunderstanding writing advice is not an acceptable defense. See you all in 25 to 50 years.

[recentgooglesearches]

Cornhub

[recentgooglesearches]

which houses are giving away free mdma with their candy on halloween

[recentgooglesearches]

do ghosts think i act weird