isbjørn

Hey there! I'm Ailish. I spend most of my time listening to photographs and thinking of my crazy dreams.

[babyanimalgifs]

EXTREMELY GOOD CONTENT

[captainragtag]

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

[iidelirium]

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

[sevenpoints]

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

[colin-vian]

[ruinedchildhood]

[7at1stroke]

[gilderoy]

[marvelsmostwanted]

Turns out that healthcare is more expensive than one (1) iPhone

[a6]

me: hold the fuck up 

the fuck: *is hold*

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[gifak-net]

[phrux]

russia

[phrux]

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

[ameriqan]

how did we win the cold war

[is--bjorn]

How are we still not being crushed by russia

[buzzfeed]

It’s the 50th anniversary of Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood, and we could all use a reminder to be kind and to love one another. Here are 17 quotes from everyone’s favorite neighbor, Fred Rogers.

[amy-vic]

I feel like we could all use this today.

[spongebob-daily]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We have tables so we don’t eat off the floor, we have table covers so we don’t eat off the table, we have placemats so we don’t eat off the tablecovers, and we have plates so we don’t eat off the placemats.

[ithelpstodream]

[casanova-lives]

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

[shakugan-archive]

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

you could go to five or six stores

or… just one

[is--bjorn]

Who did this