WHERE are the fics in which John has to explain to Sherlock that he wanted to bang his sister because I swear he would have had to have told him before Sherrinford lol
“So the woman I met as Faith—you’re saying that was my long lostsister?”
“That’s what she said, yes.”
“And she was pretending to be your therapist, as well? Fascinating.”
“Yeah. Plus she wasalso…” John trailed off.
“Do you want some tea? Icould murder a cuppa right now.”
Sherlock frowned. "You weregoing to say something. Something aboutthis person… Eurus. She was also… what?“
“Nothing. It’snothing. In fact, I’ve forgotten.”
“Or should I say ‘whom’? Did she have yet another disguise?”
John shook his head. “Couldn’t have. Impersonating three separate people, just to get close to us? That’d just be silly.” John rocked back and forth on his heels, hishands shoved innocently into his pockets. Sherlock narrowed his eyes.
“You’re hiding something. Why?”
“Who else could Eurus possibly have disguised herself as? Neither of us associate with many people, andthe ones we do, we’ve known for a long time. She can’t have been impersonating Molly or Mary or Mrs Hudson.”
“And we don’t know any other women.”
Sherlock stared long and hard at John, clearly deducing every singlethread, button, or smudge on his body. John squirmed.
Suddenly Sherlock let out a gasp.
“Oh, here it is,” said John, covering his face with one hand.
“The woman on the bus! Youraffair.” Sherlock stared into thedistance, the full horror of the situation seeming to dawn on him bydegrees. "John. You cheated on Mary… with my sister.“
John sighed and sank into his chair. "It was only texting! Iswear.”
Sherlock slumped into his own chair, looking dazed.
“My sister.” Hequirked an eyebrow at John. “So… ”
“Is she a lot like me? Inany specific ways?”
“Oh, Christ. No one’s evergoing to believe I’m not in love with you, are they?”