Goodmorning, Starshine

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Scuttles into a pet store with no money

[tupacabra]

staff was like

oh shit like the 17th 17th??

[meanplastic]

the doctors leaving xxxtentacion to die so they could do surgery on a grape

[square]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i truly honestly feel bad for people who don’t think spongebob was ever funny

[boompercars]

Imagine the drama if apple added a feature that notified you if someone took a screenshot of your conversation

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[teenscoolest]

[thecircle-]

[flowerinaflame]

[unclefather]

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

[tolazytofinishthi]

SLEIGHH

[emoij-deactivated20140528]

What if a pregnancy test just said: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jennserr]

"Aren't you worried those medications will affect your brain?" my dude that is literally exactly why i am taking them

[thisblogdeadyeet]

[xpineapplethiefx]

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

[sobrietykilledtheteenager-blog]

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

dont quote me on this but im pretty sure weve only found baby giant squids so we dont actually know how big they can be

we also know like nothing about lobsters since most of them on the ocean floor and some marine scientists predict that, theoretically, there could be submarine sized lobsters

[fuckyeahmercury]

Freddie Mercury's cats

Unknown Cat

Miko

Tiffany

Oscar

Oscar & Tiffany

Dorothy

Goliath

Lily

Romeo

and his favourite cat who has a Queen song named after her…

Delilah

And here is Freddie wearing a waist coat with all of his cats painted on it

[tongueart]

GOOD FUCKING POST

[frogmp3]

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

[lioness--hart]

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

[thelauraborealis]

Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness

[dankmemesreasonforliving]