are we badly programmed?

kayla // 20 // new york city // infp // the maze runner enthusiast // very much into teen wolf // i like some skam // prev. newturer

[badjokesbyjeff]

What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

[garbageb0y-stinkman]

change your fucking url jeff

[fernsandsunflowers]

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

[rvmanova]

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2018 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2019 better be nice to my mom

[kalyug]

i made smth

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

[raccoonhearteyes]

netflix needs an option for ‘i tried watching this once and it was horrendous. please stop telling me to continue watching and remove it from my lists forever’

[bevsi]

i loved To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

[netlfix]

whats ET short for?

[netlfix]

because he’s got little legs

[medusabraids]

if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)

[plutothewitch]

september will be kind. september will be magical. september will bring the missing energy. september will be working towards our goals and self. september will be a month full of growth.

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

[hotvampireadjacent]

doctor strange

[padmaynaberrie]

[hearttender]

peter kavinsky: you gonna break my heart, covey?

me:

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

[sunny-dayze]

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

[cinematapestry]

The Truman Show (1998) dir. Peter Weir

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in