too much aspertame in the diet, i think

Nate. he/him/his.

[kaijuno]

[forpiratereasons]

do you think stede will do bedtime stories for the inn's guests

[vitruvianwatson]

literally whether they want him to or not absolutely

[vitruvianwatson]

I can't stop thinking about this now because just imagine: You get to the Inn kind of late, you're tired from traveling, you just want to get to your bed and go to sleep. But the exuberant blonde guy is like "You've arrived just in time!" and you don't even get a chance to ask "In time for what?" before he's pulling you into a sitting area where a couple of other bewildered guests are already waiting.

And Blondie sets himself up in front of the fireplace and, with a ridiculous flourish, pulls out a book while you and the other guests exchange confused glances. And then he starts reading you some inane fairy tale. He's reading you a fucking bedtime story. And you're tired and you're cold and you're wet from the rain, and you just want to sleep, so you sit there for a couple of minutes just out of politeness, but then you get up (because this guy can't be serious, right?) and you turn around to leave, and that's when you bump directly into The Other Guy, the one who Blondie over there kissed on the cheek right as you came in. You remember because your first thought was, "There's an interesting pair if I ever saw one."

The Other Guy is dressed head-to-toe in black leather; he's got tattoos all over the place, some of them of skulls. You're pretty sure you've seen his face on wanted posters. Like...actually. And he's just standing there, arms crossed, directly in your way, a small small on his bearded face that doesn't quite reach his eyes. And he says, "You wouldn't want to miss the ending, would you? It's the best part."

And you know you have no choice but to slowly sink back down into your seat. And Blondie's eyes twinkle in a very unsettling way when they flick from your face up to The Other Guy who's still looming there behind the sofa you're sat on. You chance a glance back at him, and you can't help being in awe of how fucking soft The Other Guy's expression is now that he's no longer threatening your life and is instead looking only at Blondie.

You suppose keeping your limbs intact is good enough reason to finish listening to the story. Besides, Blondie does tell it pretty well.

[snake-snack-stede]

stede: I wrote you letters and threw them out to sea hehe

ed: awww babe that’s not how mail works

david jenkins: ThAt’S nOt HoW mAiL wOrKs whose show is this

[theconcealedweapon]

Rich people openly brag about intentionally choosing to live off of other people's hard work, while they shame poor people for receiving financial assistance that they need to live.

[alleecatblues]

They also act like everyone could live like that if they just tried hard enough. But in order for there to be a landlord class, there must by necessity be a larger renter class who cannot afford to own property themselves.

It’s like a lion telling gazelles that they could all be lions if they wanted to, knowing full well that if the gazelles didn’t exist, the lions couldn’t either.

[samuelroukin]

TAIKA WAITITI as Blackbeard in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.04 Fun and Games

[rylandsgrace]

#Literally the same energy, i'm gonna be sick

OFMD 2.08 // Good Omens 2.06

[lily-s-world]

This is exactly how that scene went.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

full blackbeard crimes list just dropped babes

[izacore]

1x05 || 2x05

[ofmdaily]

average 18th century vernacular

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

THIS IS WORSE THAN IF THEY SHOWED ME ED CRYING

HE STOLE THE CAKE TOPPERS AND MADE!!!! THE BRIDE!!!!! HIMSELF!!!!

[nicostiel]

They’re back 🥺

[samuelroukin]

CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.04 Fun and Games

[rylandsgrace]

#Love triangle is out #Throuple is in

[whiplash1-10]

The popularity of ships like Aziraphael/Crowley and Ed/Stede makes so much sense because it’s the classic good boy meets bad boy except this time the bad boy is also a good boy, the good boy is insane actually, and both boys are middle aged men

[qyriad]

[phatfred]

“Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.”

― Edward Abbey

[tributary]

hot take but i think pain should be discrete and purposeful (‘stop touching a hot stove’ and ‘stop bumping into furniture’) and then it should stop when it is no longer communicating useful and actionable information. you may disagree but i think chronic pain is bad.

[illuminated-in-darkness]

#chronic pain communicates information like ‘stop having shoulders’ or ‘get rid of these knees’#none of which is achievable really unfortunately (via @calamitys-child)