No, I don't say morbidly funny crap. Much.

[isitfunnysaytheworst]

"You once said you'd find me, that you'd always find me. So, Charming, come find me."

-maybe snow idek

[feedmerightmeow]

When he gets in the tub, sometimes he purrs so loud that the shampoo bottles fall over.

[antlersout]

True power

[isitfunnysaytheworst]

Yeah well mine just go spaztastic and knock everything down in their mad quest for chaos

[isitfunnysaytheworst]

If you think about it ... America is the Megazord of countries

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Let's make a dinosaur!

I will draw one with proportions as close to the results as I can.

Tail

Torso

Neck

Head

Arms?

Legs

Claws

Teeth

Spikes?

Fancy head crest?

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

#we got 3% head and 27% crest

I'm starting to think I may have messed up by including the word "fancy", and thus making the crest option more appealing. Oh well. Polls can't be edited once they're posted, so it will be shaped however it will be shaped.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Why are there so many people in the notes going "I hope someone draws this"? OF COURSE I'm going to draw it, that's the whole point! Look at this blog! You really think I won't draw a dinosaur? I will draw the wretched beast after the poll closes next week and I have the final results.

"where are the horns?" "no thagomizer?" There's a limit of 10 options when you make a poll here, so both of those would fit under the spikes category.

"what about boobs?" Boobs are mammal nonsense, we're making a reptile.

"where's vanilla extract?" listen. I will make a pinhole camera out of your skull.

"I voted torso" Thank you, thank you, good!!! More torso please!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

The votes are in! I have put them in a pie chart to help visualize them better.

I put a question mark next to the things I considered optional, but I think that might have made them more appealing, just like the word "fancy". (Yes arms are at least mostly optional, look at carnotaurus! That guy can't be more than 1% arm.)

Here he is:

I think this one actually slightly under represents the teeth. They all died tragically young from not being able to eat enough, and also perhaps from the gruesome jaw infections that come of being 10% teeth and only 8% head. I'm not a biologist, I'm just an alterations tailor/dinosaur cartoonist, but I figure that's probably pretty bad.

Also, yes I see the comments saying it must be a pterosaur, what with the big crest and the more arm than leg, but I don't think pterosaur crests are very fancy. As far as I'm aware they're relatively plain big cones, and wouldn't have space to put spikes on, so I figured a good Fancy head crest would be Ceratopsian But More.

Here's a little tourist dinosaur taking pictures of it in a museum.

I did some pencil sketches first and have put them up on patreon.

[isitfunnysaytheworst]

Scientists here ask you to find the difference in these pics

[victormaxx]

Polls time. Pick one

You have to fight 1 clone current you

You have to fight 5 clones of you in 3rd grade

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

This is scientific. Prepare for more polls regarding like. Philosophy or something

[isitfunnysaytheworst]

I'd fight current me. Third grade me was a nightmare and gave no f#cks. 3 of them? Nah just unalive me

[edytheelizabethcullen]

staff today

[isitfunnysaytheworst]

I'd share this to the sewer if I thought I'd be accepted 🤣🐀🤣🐀🤣

[jasper-rolls]

bone healing juice

[isitfunnysaytheworst]

Skelegrow is what you seek. Ask Madam Pomfrey.

[thedgeofsleep]

take your pick… anything of four different choices…

[rajasconqueso-deactivated201508]

Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

[caged-freedom-deactivated201702]

Repeat after me -I’m an idiot and wrong. -Veganism can be made affordable. -Veganism is fucking cruelty free. That’s what it’s all about. - Veganism is the best choice for everyone, if everyone did it. -I’m a fucking asshole for making this completely wrong text post and should shut the hell up now.

[latinagabi]

Exploiting undocumented immigrants, and other workers is cruelty free? Nearly 500,000 children as young as six harvest 25 percent of US crops.

But I guess brown people don’t fucking matter. 

[sissikuk]

People are literally starving in South America because all the Quinoa crop is being exported mainly for white vegans who want to live “cruelty-free” but don’t care about brown people as much as they do about animals.

[thequantumqueer]

plus, 4 of the 8 most common food allergies (soy, wheat, peanuts, and tree nuts) are common vegan substitutes.

[faethorne]

hello i am also here with The Science™ to back up the fact veganism is NOT even the most sustainable dietary option for humanity, like not even in the ballpark of close

[thedailyshow]

Fox News finds itself in hot water for a racist segment about China. Ronny Chieng reports.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Declaration of Independence is basically a restraining order against Great Britain

[babyanimalgifs]

This dog didn’t recognize his owner who lost 50 pounds after 5 weeks in a hospital until he sniffed him (via @breaking911)

[rubyredwisp]

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

[rubyredwisp]

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

[linguisticjubilee-deactivated20]

[halogenic]

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i have so many questions

[orcshaming]

this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer

[magiks]

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

We have a winner

[wonderlander-lavender-moved-blog]

Don’t you dare tell me we have a winner

AND LET’S NOT FORGET MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:

[artsyneurotic]

#chandler bing as batman on the tallest escalator in the world telling me how I can change the future

#pool party with my best friend harrison ford as we talk about poodles

[isitfunnysaytheworst]

Oh lets see...

#my art teacher being a supreme overlord of an underground school and I had to save my prince or

#darkspawn took over my memaw minnies home and infested type back of drew careys head

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[isitfunnysaytheworst]

Damn, I was sure it was Eragon's dragon!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Using a drone following you and a VR visor, you can unlock third person view irl