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iso/em • 30 • they/them • bi-ace • bug kisser, art tag is isoarts :)

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[alt-luck4435]

Please be him it would be so funny having an all women group and some random ass man they pulled from the street, especially if it’s kingdoms version of ovenbreaker that harnesses ulti’s power, if it’s not I’m killing myself (joke)

[alt-luck4435]

Please be him it would be so funny having an all women group and some random ass man they pulled from the street, especially if it’s kingdoms version of ovenbreaker that harnesses ulti’s power, if it’s not I’m killing myself (joke)

[jortsbepis]

DEVSISTERSSSS!!!!! GIVE ME THIS OUTFIT NEEEOOOOWWWW!! That 👏 Is 👏 Wife!!!!! 👏

[polari]

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

[shea-parfait]

Lonely Light

[cloudster-clown]

rare pure vanilla drawing

waow...

[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

[teaboot]

yall aren’t gonna believe this

[teaboot]

I swear to god I tried to grab my phone but I couldn’t without ruining the moment

He wouldn’t lEAVE

[teaboot]

I’m so fucking proud of my weird wet son

[teaboot]

IT IS A THING NOW

[teaboot]

Important update: it has been several weeks and little mans still needs to inspect and rub his face on the shower head every single night before bed so after washing up and putting on my jimjams I then have to get up on a stool like

[valtsv]

person at the job interview: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me:

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[isoparty]

snail

[despazito]

[daniela--anna]

Miniature di Mara Swelt

[callmestannismaybe]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Stephen Vollo (American) - Strainer, Paintings: Oil on Canvas on Panel

[alex51324]

I used to have that exact strainer. It was in a box of hand-me-down kitchen things from my grandmother when I got my first apartment in 1996. It broke last year.

Anyway, this is a painting.

[sexshopshenanigans]

This is the best strainer in the world and i check the housewares aisle in every thrift store I visit hoping to find another one. No strainer has ever been able to live up to this icon, this superstar, this vision of grace and elegance.

It’s the two-quart Tupperware colander. The handle is large and sturdy but still comfortable to hold in your hand. The ridge on the end helps it fit on any size pot you need to rest it over. The little feet at the bottom let you drain directly into the sink without leaving the contents sitting in a puddle. It’s got a spout on both sides so you can pour comfortably from the left or right hand, towards or away from yourself as needed. The holes are at the bottom so you can control where strained liquids flow, large enough to drain quickly, small enough to keep from losing bits of food through them. The bright yellow colour is easy to spot in the back of a cupboard or dishwasher.

I am passionate about this specific strainer in a way that I am not passionate about anything else in my life. I would run back into a burning building to rescue this strainer. This strainer is my go-to wedding or housewarming gift. This strainer is my beloved family member. I have shared more meals with this strainer than I have with anyone else in my life. This strainer has never, ever let me down. It is the most perfectly designed item I have ever seen or handled in my life. Every aspect of this strainer is made to maximize convenience and functionality. It is flawless, a form of complete and total perfection. If you told me this strainer was the face of God, recreated on Earth in Their image, I would believe you.

Anyway, this is the best painting I’ve ever seen and they should take down the Mona Lisa so there’s an appropriate space to hang it in the Louvre.

[marlynnofmany]

Thank you for that eloquent review to go along with this impressive painting!

If anyone else is inspired to look up the two-quart Tupperware colander, I'll save you a few keystrokes. Amazon has in stock (in several colors, no less). I imagine some other stores do as well.

Anyways, I already have two metal colanders that make a horrible mess every time they're used, and I'm gonna buy myself a blue one of these. Thanks!

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock