mmmmm got some drugs...and other fun things ;)

Alyssa. 27. Straight but would totes go gay for Mila Kunis. Stoner. boybands, rap, classic rock, and a little bit of country. a milf with a sex drive. hahaha that tis all Watson.

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[everythingfox]

F

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[topshelftussin]

@dogseatingpasta

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[jolieing]

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are loads of photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[catchymemes]

Jim’s fancy bed making

[tiefling-enjoyer]

jim you absolute fucking madman

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat

[radwolf76]

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

[lokeanrampant]

I am porcupine.

[krakensdottir]

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

[floridensis]

look at this squirrel

by inaturalist user gregslak

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[thetowndrugdealer]

“you look tired, are you???“  “no, im just ugly”

[catchymemes]

Doggo Halloween costumes have peaked

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Oh my god 😭💖

[bitchycode]

[meanplastic]

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

[supermario17karate-deactivated2]

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.

wheres your god now

[benjoyment]

48 Shades of Lightning  Taken from last night’s thunderstorm. (color hues are unretouched)

[filthyflyer]

reblog if you're ugly as fuck.

[veryhappyvegan]

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