Stefanie

ambitious, determined, resourceful 🐍

[istefanie]

Be kind

[istefanie]

[thoughtsoftheshower]

It’s astounding how it’s socially acceptable to put another person’s private parts in your mouth, yet eating a dorito that fell on the floor for a moment is considered gross.

[thatmcufangirl]

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

[cuddlyplaguedoctor]

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

[malykotek]

Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about

[swiftliv]

everyday

[whoanotwoe]

Every single day. It borderlines on looking as if @taylprswift handed me the note from delicate…

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

Like i'm used to seeing all our friends in Hogwarts Mystery sad and angsty™ like Ben all of before year six, and Bill and Talbott anytime the smallest thing goes wrong in their lives, and Penny over Bea, but seeing Charlie sad and angsty™ wanting to run away to Romania hit me on a whole different level. Like that shit fucked me up for a minute or two low key

[allthemountainsweclimbed]

I thought August would never get here, I’ve never wished away a summer more in my life

[whoanotwoe]

So true @taylorswift

[speir-s]

Greenland by Nick Bondarev

[istefanie]

[istefanie]

[asexual223]

All credit to whoever the creator was⬆️

[istefanie]

[istefanie]

[swiftlyfindingmyplaceinthisworld]

I kind of had a long-ass rant on Twitter.

[folklorefran]

tattoo this on my forehead

[sippinaugustwine13]

Yes to all of this

[istefanie]

„Watch me, take a good thing and fuck it all up in one night..“

[97gigi]

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

[nicolethedopefiendqueen]

Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.

[istefanie]