I apologize to those who know me in real life.

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Year 1997

Lucius: Cissy, sometimes I think that you’re dumber than our house elves!

Narcissa: Well Lucius, you married me, so who’s the real idiot here?

Bellatrix: *watching them and laughing*

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Year 1998

Bellatrix: *fighting with Lucius* I would KILL for Narcissa!

Lucius: *mad* Oh yeah? Well I would DIE for Narcissa!

Bellatrix: There is one way we could figure out if we are saying the truth...

Lucius: I am NOT lyi...What do you have that knife for?

Narcissa: *watching them* BELLA NO!

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*year 1971*

Lucius: Did you just flirt with me?

Narcissa: I've been for the past year.

Narcissa: Thanks for noticing.

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Draco: Mom, my favourite parent. You look so young!

Narcissa: What do you want?

Draco: A new broom.

Narcissa: How young?

Draco: You look 28.

Narcissa: Go get your father's wallet.